Saturday, October 21, 2017
Friday, October 20, 2017
The Winning Streak......
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.
He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet.
Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
H/t to Joe B
Yes, a package of bacon...
They should have arrested her for damaging the bacon!!
GOLDSBORO (WTVD) --
On Sunday, a Goldsboro man reported to police that he was slapped with a package of bacon.Yes, a package of bacon...
According to a police report, the man said he was arguing with his girlfriend at their apartment on West Lockhaven Drive when she struck him in the face with an uncooked package of bacon.
Goldsboro police said charges had not yet been filed; officers did not mention if they confiscated the delicious evidence.
Hopefully, the couple can meat in the middle and work out their differences.
Via<<
H/t to "wildriver"
Thursday, October 19, 2017
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