Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Incorporating New Police Tactics ( No choke holds, etc)
Sent in by RR.
Maybe you can use this. As a former cop, I endorse these tactics. Chicago needs to use this non hands on approach.
Apparently, the police in Mexico are
trained social workers and a part of their job is to encourage
criminals to change their behavior. Notice that no choke holds
are required. This should make the snowflakes happy.
We were fortunate enough to catch some video of a counseling session between the police team and a young man stopped for auto theft.......
They appear to be making some headway in encouraging him to modify his behavior.
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
I think we've all been there.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE :
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
November, Eff the Beer, Here, Hold My Whiskey!!...
The lamesteam media posts this shit with sensational headlines for maximum effect..
NASA says an asteroid is headed our way right before Election Day
WHAT!!??
Original news post here<<
Ok let's put on gloves and dissect this drivel. Highlites are mine.
(CNN) <full stop right there, we all know where this is headed — Well, 2020 keeps getting better all the time. Oh, that's a cute lead in written by the 20 something year old intern that is studying greek mythology for a career choice. People's lives have been drastically changed and lives ruined for months! and we can make light of it.
Amid a pandemic, civil unrest and a divisive US election season, in other words, orange man bad we now have an asteroid zooming toward us. PANIC! MOAR!
On the day before the presidential vote, no less. Of course. We better hurry and do teh mailzin voating.
Yep. < told ya it's some 20yo intern. The celestial object known as 2018VP1 is projected to come close to Earth on November 2, according to the Center for Near Earth Objects Studies at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. It was first identified at Palomar Observatory in California in 2018. Ok, some Science, I guess they aren't reaching out to the muslim community anymore. < Link as a reminder if you forgot. Go read it. I'll wait.
“Asteroid 2018VP1 is very small, approximately 6.5 feet, and poses no threat to Earth. Wait, WHAT?? You said asteroid. Yep. Asteroid. I went back and checked the title. Now y'all know damn well the most everyone has seen Armageddon with Bruce Willis. Steve Tyler's daughter Liv is hawt and Ben Affleck is a putz. Now THAT is a motherfucking ASTEROID! Not some grain of sand 6.5 feet in diameter. Hold on I have to do some maffs.
Diameter of earth 7917.5 miles give a take a few inches.
Diameter in feet 7917.5 X 5280 ( you knew the number of feet per mile off the top of your head if you went to school back when they taught something other than 68 genders). Licks pencil, does math 41,804,400 feet in diameter. Yes, 41 million, give or take a few. Ok, now lets divide
If it were to enter our planet’s atmosphere, it would disintegrate due to its extremely small size,” NASA said in a statement. Oooh, I see. So there is no threat. “NASA has been directed by Congress to discover 90% of the near-Earth asteroids larger than 140 meters (459 feet) in size and reports on asteroids of any size.” How about hemmorhoids like Jim Acosta?
NASA says that, “based on 21 observations spanning 12.968 days,” the agency has determined the asteroid probably — phew! < see, I told you it's an intern. — won’t have a deep impact, let alone bring Armageddon.
The chance of it hitting us is just 0.41%, data show. So why all the hype in the headline? Rhetorical question,I know.
This, is an asteroid....
We've Got Spam!!
Really Blogger?? These are the one's I haven't deleted. Over 48 in two days.
Every one of them has the same link which I'm sure is going to the actual picture of the sex starved woman that keeps commenting ;).
I can't believe that this shit gets through the spam filters of our overlords.
Or...
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