If You Want A Good Laugh...

 Head on over to UNCLE JAYS  start at the top and scroll down his page after it loads.

He has been posting some funny "Old Money Dog" Meme pictures like this:



 

Come On Summer....

Winter Bacon....

It Was 4 Degrees Here This Morning. Rather Balmy Compared To:

An Irish Women.....

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'."

"What is Irish Viagra?" she asked.

"It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me cups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"It was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

Well, "Curls" Has The Right Idea.....

Sent in by Leigh!

I Think We Can Classify Will Noonan as a Curmudgeon....

Meanwhile in The Far Western Siberian Province of New England....

  I haven't seen this much snow piled along the roads and driveways since 1978. We have had

record amounts of snow totals dumped on us in the past month.

 Nothing is melting since it's so frigid.

Below are some photos and explanations of what we are seeing around here.

PUBLIC PARKING LOT IN DOWNTOWN NEWBURYPORT MA. CARS ARE BURIED.

SIDE STREET IN NEWBURYPORT. THE BANKINGS ARE UP TO MY MIRRORS.  YOU CAN BARELY OPEN THE DOOR TO GET OUT.  I HAD SOMEONE OFFER TO PAY TO DO THE DRIVEWAY. IT'S ON THE RIGHT BEHIND MY TRUCK.

 

THE DRIVEWAY FINISHED.  I FOUND THEIR OTHER CAR.

SEE YOU IN JUNE SOMETIME

This video is taken of in the town that I grew up in. We used to sled here all winter. They have closed the park and are filling it with the snow from town.  The stockade fence in the foreground of the video is 6 feet tall. The snow is over 5 feet at this point....