Thursday, May 5, 2011

Dear Penthouse..........(rated R)

Note.. I was cleaning my files on the computer and came across this letter I had written for a friend of mine. It is a true story.




Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me, I read the forum letters and don't usually believe them.

This all changed last week.

It was an overcast Friday afternoon as I headed for the local watering hole.

My name is Steve and this is my story.

I work for a tree service company in New England. I have a company truck that has our name stenciled on it so the boss asks me to park out back at my favorite bar. Remind me to Thank him. It was a long week so I was kinda daydreaming as I headed out to the outskirts of the blacktop. I found a spot and started gathering my glasses and butts to go inside for a frosty cold beer and some bullshittin’ with my friends. Glancing out the passenger door window I notice two chicks kinda sitting close together in the car beside mine.



Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Thursday Night..I Need a Laugh.... and this delivered...

Bin Laden Martini..........

The Fog of War.....

There are a bunch of discrepancies and changes to the narrative that the White House is telling us about the Bin Laden escapade... 

As they sat in their chairs watching and listening:













We are to believe that the "Fog of War" is to blame for the changes????


I'll Give you the Fog of War.... Riiiiight Here....!!!!


The One'sday ™....... Borepatch

Borepatch would like to humbly propose a meme, one of mockery of The Won on TheOne'sday (err, Wednesday).  A regular day in our little corner of Al Gore's series of tubes, devoted to pricking the balloon of conceit with laughter.



                                                                                  

































 

H/T to Uncle Jay  

where I read about this great idea :)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011