Sunday, December 8, 2019

Ok This Is Just F*@King Weird...


   Earlier this morning it was in the single digits and I had some shit to accomplish outside.
I headed to the hardware store and grabbed a few things I needed. As I was walking down one aisle I asked an employee if the had "hand warmers", they were 2 aisles over I was told. I grabbed a packages so I could use them in my gloves.

I paid cash for them and left. I never did a search for them on my iphone or computer. It was a spur of the moment purchase and the only time I mentioned "hand warmers" was to the guy at the store.

 Either my phone was listening to me and siri was reading my thoughts... OR that guy works for Bezos as well.

Long story short....


This is what has shown up on my Amazon account today, listed as "items to explore"....







My reaction....











So That's How They Died... We've Been Lied To All Along....





















And I thought Acrotomophilia* was something new....













* Yes, I had to google that.








Later That Day....















When You Wake Up Thinking It's Monday Then Realize It's Sunday!























When You've Lost The Polar Bears....
























Shotgun Joe demonstrates once again that his driveway doesn't make it all the way out to the main road.


It is cruel to pretend that this is a man in charge of his faculties. Check out this latest brain fart by the Dim-O-Rat frontrunner.