Tuesday, October 18, 2011
TOTUS Stolen... Obama Responds.....
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Monday, October 17, 2011
The Doctor's Office
When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
My doctor responded, "You must be an awesome outdoors man!"
"Well, no," I replied. "I'm just a terrible golfer."
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
My doctor responded, "You must be an awesome outdoors man!"
"Well, no," I replied. "I'm just a terrible golfer."
Does THIS Make Any F&cking Sense At All???
The "Pub" Time Machine and Time Dilation......
We Proved it over the past 5 days.....
It turns out there's a scientific and logical explanation for why people (mostly men) spend so much time in pubs and only get home in the early hours of the mornin'. Now,,the reason for this odd behavior is based on Einstein's famous Relativity Theory.
It works like this:.....
It's a well-known fact that the more you drink, the faster you move. So after about 8 beers (or 4 double Jack's & coke, etc), you're movin' at close to the speed of light, and this is where Einstein enters the picture. According to his Relativity Theory,, anybody moving at, or close to, the speed of light, undergoes Time Dilation, i.e:. time for you in the pub passes slower than for an observer outside the pub.
Complicated calculations have shown that the pub becomes a type of time machine:..- for every half-hour spent inside the pub, something like two hours pass outside the pub. A typical situation is: "OK guys, it's 8 o'clock, I'm gonna' surprise the family and get home early!!",, However,, the moment this person steps outside the pub, the time travel effect is negated by negative radiation from the environment, and he/she then goes:" Why's it so quiet??,,ahh shit!!!,,It's half past fuckin' one!!,,WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???!!??".,,and the answer, of course is,,,Time Dilation!!
Of course,,I've tried to explain this to the Missus and outside observers, but so far nobody (except Fellow time travelers) have been able or willing to understand the sound Scientific basis of this phenomenon.
It turns out there's a scientific and logical explanation for why people (mostly men) spend so much time in pubs and only get home in the early hours of the mornin'. Now,,the reason for this odd behavior is based on Einstein's famous Relativity Theory.
It works like this:.....
It's a well-known fact that the more you drink, the faster you move. So after about 8 beers (or 4 double Jack's & coke, etc), you're movin' at close to the speed of light, and this is where Einstein enters the picture. According to his Relativity Theory,, anybody moving at, or close to, the speed of light, undergoes Time Dilation, i.e:. time for you in the pub passes slower than for an observer outside the pub.
Complicated calculations have shown that the pub becomes a type of time machine:..- for every half-hour spent inside the pub, something like two hours pass outside the pub. A typical situation is: "OK guys, it's 8 o'clock, I'm gonna' surprise the family and get home early!!",, However,, the moment this person steps outside the pub, the time travel effect is negated by negative radiation from the environment, and he/she then goes:" Why's it so quiet??,,ahh shit!!!,,It's half past fuckin' one!!,,WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???!!??".,,and the answer, of course is,,,Time Dilation!!
Of course,,I've tried to explain this to the Missus and outside observers, but so far nobody (except Fellow time travelers) have been able or willing to understand the sound Scientific basis of this phenomenon.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Did I Miss Anything Good??
I'm back from vacation, unpacking and doing some laundry. Did I miss anything worthwhile?
I'm definately going to bed early tonight... gotta get back in the swing of things in the morning.
We had a great time as usual, although the golfing in the rain for 2 and a half days got a little old.
Great food and drink and fun with the boys. We have been doing this weekend vacation for
over 25 years. It's something we all look forward to.
One of the things that was of note was the damage done by Hurricane Irene.
Rt 302 had a bunch of washed out areas including a bridge.
On the drive home I crossed the "Kangamangus Highway" and when I got to "Loon Mountain" I
couldn't believe the damage there.
I'm definately going to bed early tonight... gotta get back in the swing of things in the morning.
We had a great time as usual, although the golfing in the rain for 2 and a half days got a little old.
Great food and drink and fun with the boys. We have been doing this weekend vacation for
over 25 years. It's something we all look forward to.
One of the things that was of note was the damage done by Hurricane Irene.
Rt 302 had a bunch of washed out areas including a bridge.
On the drive home I crossed the "Kangamangus Highway" and when I got to "Loon Mountain" I
couldn't believe the damage there.
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