Steven Hunter ... for the WIN!

I'm sure some of you might have heard this joke before:

I went out with some friends last night and had too many drinks.  Knowing that I was way over the limit, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.


Well it seems like Steven Hunter really liked it.......

Authorities say a Nebraska party goer who passed out in a limousine bus' bathroom drove the 40-foot-long vehicle home, but left his wallet in a pair of jeans in the bathroom.

"LINKY"