Well kids,
No free ice cream this week. I ran out of time with work and life being busy.
I have to be at the hospital at "0" dark thirty for my scheduled colonoscopy.
No food since last night, so I'm hangry.
Headed home to start drinking the " GoLYTELY" ( sounds so appealing ) osmotic
flush fluid. Then work on trying to sleep with one eye open.
At least I can start the weekend with a lighter scale number and pants fitting loosely.
Stay safe out there. I'll post at some point sooner or later.
Some Jeff Foxworthy.....
Slainte!
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html Humourous story about one.
ReplyDeleteBe careful of beer and greasy foods (BBQ, Burgers) for a day or so buddy.
ReplyDeleteMichael the oddly anonymous today.
BTDT, best of luck to you - may they find no polyps...
ReplyDeleteKeep VERY close to Mr. toilet...
Good attitude. It's not that big a deal. Some cheese sliders from the Castle will fill you right back up and then show Golitely how's it done. LOL
ReplyDeleteHope it all comes out alright.
ReplyDeleteKarl
I remember mine....
ReplyDeleteWhen you're done, you'll feel like one of Bill Cosby's dates.
Oh, shit! I'm still laughing about the Jeff Foxworthy video.
-lg
There are better methods than golytely these days (what a name). A combination of magnesium citrate and dulcolax are somewhat easier to deal with on the upper end with the same result at the lower end. Prep is worse than the procedure but from personal experience, it can be a literal life-saver.
ReplyDeleteAwlful stuff that colon cleanser stuff. Good luck.
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