I graduated from Finnishing school with High Honors. I know all about Varnish and Shellac and Paint and Tung Oil. But we never talked about sitting around in our Fruit-of-the-Looms and power-drinking Schnaps. We just did it. So I am calling BS on this video. I think she is a Ruskie who is trying to make Finns look bad.
BTW, do you know what is yellow and black and has 52 fins?... A school bus in Helsinki...or Ishpeming, Michigan.
I dunno… I’m not sure Russians can make her look bad…. Oh…. You mean she’s not a Finn… well honestly if she wants to come over and save me from drinking alone, do I care if she’s Finnish?
I'm not sure if it's awesome or pathetic they have a word for that. I will say I woulda bet German had a word that meant that. Underwahrbierdrinken or something.
Seriously, how many holes does one need in one's face? And how many rings on one's fingers? No matter how pretty they are, you spend more time dealing with their shit than enjoying their body. Just saying.
I could never understand why a total babe would stick shit on her face to make herself "more" attractive? I saw a waitress in a diner not too long ago that had diamonds in her face. Woman was Playmate material. When I asked her about the diamonds, she just pulled them out. She had holes drilled into her face to accommodate diamond stud earrings. SMH!
I graduated from Finnishing school with High Honors. I know all about Varnish and Shellac and Paint and Tung Oil. But we never talked about sitting around in our Fruit-of-the-Looms and power-drinking Schnaps. We just did it. So I am calling BS on this video. I think she is a Ruskie who is trying to make Finns look bad.
ReplyDeleteBTW, do you know what is yellow and black and has 52 fins?... A school bus in Helsinki...or Ishpeming, Michigan.
I dunno… I’m not sure Russians can make her look bad…. Oh…. You mean she’s not a Finn… well honestly if she wants to come over and save me from drinking alone, do I care if she’s Finnish?
DeletePoints for the very fine jokie.
DeleteDem Maki boys always lost ta da guys in da Copper Country.
DeleteI'm not sure if it's awesome or pathetic they have a word for that.
ReplyDeleteI will say I woulda bet German had a word that meant that. Underwahrbierdrinken or something.
Too funny! I graduated in Fisheries Sciences, and ended up fishing mostly.
ReplyDeleteIt's true: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0062855891/
ReplyDeleteThat’s funny shit right thar.
DeleteI do not care what her nationality is. She is welcome to sit here anytime and drink in her underwear
ReplyDeleteWhat did she say? My mind was elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWe had an exchange student from Finland when I was in highschool. He was the spitting image of Bjorn Borg, the girls swarmed him.
The Finns fucked up big time joining NATO. They had a great relationship with Russia.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the captioning placement... I could read while I oggled. Well done.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with her thumb? It looks like she used somebody's little finger as a transplant.
ReplyDeleteShe's too hot to be drinking alone. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteSeriously, how many holes does one need in one's face? And how many rings on one's fingers? No matter how pretty they are, you spend more time dealing with their shit than enjoying their body. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteKudos for the camera angle!
ReplyDeleteExcept for that stupid nose ring she’s definitely a cutie…
ReplyDeleteHow many times did you repeat the video to notice the nose ring? I was looking elsewhere. Thanks, Irish!
DeleteYou should link this to your whiskey PSA.
ReplyDeleteother than the stupid nose ring, I be more than glad to drink with her in her underwear on ANY rainy night.
ReplyDeleteI could never understand why a total babe would stick shit on her face to make herself "more" attractive? I saw a waitress in a diner not too long ago that had diamonds in her face. Woman was Playmate material. When I asked her about the diamonds, she just pulled them out. She had holes drilled into her face to accommodate diamond stud earrings. SMH!
ReplyDeleteI practice Kalsarikannit religiously with Lasagna
ReplyDeleteSo, why does the Easter Rabbit hid his Easter Eggs?
ReplyDeleteSo, no one will know he is humping the chickens.
Why don't you tell jokes to eggs?
Because, it will crack them up.
Merry Easter to all and to all Kalsarikannit.
Heltau
The heck with the language lesson, this young lady can do whatever she wants with me in any way and on any day.
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