Monday, November 10, 2025

Must Be My Lucky Day! I'm Headed Over To Paris!.. BBL

 

 

 Hello Dear,

First and foremost, I extend my apologies for reaching out to you
in this unsolicited manner. I understand that initiating contact
in this way may seem unconventional for establishing trust, but I
trust you'll appreciate the necessity of my actions. My name is
Francois Edmond, and I represent Societe Generale Bank here in
Paris, France.

I am writing to inform you about an opportunity regarding the
estate of one of our late clients, a British-born individual
involved in diamond and gold mining. Unfortunately, the client
passed away without any designated next of kin. Subsequently,
there exists a fixed deposit account in my bank totaling $57.5
million dollars.

My proposal to you is to present you as the next of kin to the
deceased, thereby enabling you to claim the aforementioned funds.
I assure you that I will facilitate the acquisition of all
necessary legal documents to legitimate this claim. Upon
successful completion, I am prepared to share the funds with you
on a 60/40 basis, with the entire process expected to be
finalized within 72 hours. Once the legal formalities are
complete, the bank will recognize you as the rightful recipient
and disburse the funds to you within three working days.

I believe that it is in both our interests to ensure these funds
are put to good use, rather than risk their confiscation by the
bank. If you are interested and can be relied upon to return my
agreed share once you have received the funds in your account,
please provide me with your full name, address, direct contact
number, and occupation for the processing of the necessary legal
documents. Further details will be provided upon your response.

I firmly believe that this opportunity could potentially be one
of the best decisions you will ever make. However, if you are not
inclined to pursue this offer, please disregard this message and
consider it as though we had never made contact. I will continue
my search for a reliable individual to assist me.

I eagerly await your prompt response.

Best Regards,
Francois Edmond




 

 

 

 

 

32 comments:

  1. Man, I only get solicited by Nigerian Prince's.....
    :-(

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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    1. Yeah, same here. In fact I kept the first "Nigerian prince" letter received, produced by typewriter and air mailed to my home back in early 1980s (how the heck they got an address and name I will never know - never done any business with the country), I should frame the thing and send it to the Smithsonian.

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    1. With the "great replacement" going on, I'm not surprised.
      -lg

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  3. If you do not recognize who the mark is, likely it is you. Sounds like conspiracy to commit bank fraud. Just askin', Do the French still use penal colonies??

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    1. I understand women over there don't bathe very often so there is a huge risk of quite a few nasty penile colonies.

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  4. Rupert Smedley HepplewhiteNovember 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM

    Lunch is on you, buddy.

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  5. I'm the wrong color to go to Paris...

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  6. Yea! Paris!! Great destination, right up there with San Francisco.

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  7. This guys French English sounds Canadian.
    Be careful.

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  8. Aside from the fact it’s over run with French people and their colonials, Paris is pretty cool. Francois should be put up against the wall in Pere Lachaise, however….

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  9. yeah, right. people with that kind of money do not do anything "half assed". IF said clown has that kind of money, he damn sure has a lawyer or two on the payroll or on call. now, lawyers being lawyers. there a very good chance that said lawyer or lawyers ALREADY have their eyes on the money and plans on how to get ahold of it.
    sounds too good to be true, so it is a scam. BTW. Paris was kind of a shithole in the late 1970's. and it hasn't gotten any cleaner or better since then.

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    1. Wasn't all that bad back in '61. But, I was a 6-year-old Air Force brat back then.

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  10. This must be fake.
    If it truly was from Paris, this email would be in Farsi.

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    1. Great observation, Grumpy.
      Laughed my ass off at that!

      Leigh
      Whitehall, NY

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  11. jokes on you it's Paris, Maine.

    https://www.parismaine.org/

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  12. Sounds like a variant on the Nigerian 419 scam

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  13. We are so happy for you but please don't forget that half-mil we loaned you.

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  14. Damn, and I was just in Paris last week. Seriously!

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  15. Is he related to that Nigerian fucker who owes me $10 million?

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  16. I saw that James also had an interesting financial proposal from someone concerned about making sure he received vast amounts of money out of the kindness of his heart, since strangers in other countries are always so concerned that those in developed nations have more money.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJUIWa__EQc

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  17. This Francois Edmond is the source of my considerable wealth* as well as a fountain of merriment and hilarity.
    I challenge you to contact him in order to find out for how long you can string him along: he will perform the most abstruse tricks just for some "unimportant information", eg your bank details. Have fun with this creature!

    *this is a joke, of course -- but you knew that, didn't you?

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  18. How's about I just hunt you down, Frankie-boy?

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  19. The Nigerian Prince was smarter than this clown, Francoise. The Prince was at least smart enough to ask for your bank account number along with your contact info.

    Nemo

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  20. If it's Paris, Kentucky, there are several bourbon distilleries you can go to.
    -lg

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  21. I got one similar to this a few years ago, but it was signed by the then current FBI Director, assuring me that it was legit. ;-)

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  22. Forward the offer to Hunter-he needs a big goose for his fund raising since he gave up painting.

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  23. I didn't know we were related. I got the same notification.

    I'll meet you in the lawyers office and we can catch up on family matters ... >};o)

    Phil B

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  24. Worry about the grave yard of USA soldiers in France: Once Islam truly conquers, Islam has a history of destruction to all things not Islamic.

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