Hello Dear,
First and foremost, I extend my apologies for reaching out to you
in this unsolicited manner. I understand that initiating contact
in this way may seem unconventional for establishing trust, but I
trust you'll appreciate the necessity of my actions. My name is
Francois Edmond, and I represent Societe Generale Bank here in
Paris, France.
I am writing to inform you about an opportunity regarding the
estate of one of our late clients, a British-born individual
involved in diamond and gold mining. Unfortunately, the client
passed away without any designated next of kin. Subsequently,
there exists a fixed deposit account in my bank totaling $57.5
million dollars.
My proposal to you is to present you as the next of kin to the
deceased, thereby enabling you to claim the aforementioned funds.
I assure you that I will facilitate the acquisition of all
necessary legal documents to legitimate this claim. Upon
successful completion, I am prepared to share the funds with you
on a 60/40 basis, with the entire process expected to be
finalized within 72 hours. Once the legal formalities are
complete, the bank will recognize you as the rightful recipient
and disburse the funds to you within three working days.
I believe that it is in both our interests to ensure these funds
are put to good use, rather than risk their confiscation by the
bank. If you are interested and can be relied upon to return my
agreed share once you have received the funds in your account,
please provide me with your full name, address, direct contact
number, and occupation for the processing of the necessary legal
documents. Further details will be provided upon your response.
I firmly believe that this opportunity could potentially be one
of the best decisions you will ever make. However, if you are not
inclined to pursue this offer, please disregard this message and
consider it as though we had never made contact. I will continue
my search for a reliable individual to assist me.
I eagerly await your prompt response.
Best Regards,
Francois Edmond
Man, I only get solicited by Nigerian Prince's.....
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Leigh
Whitehall, NY
A Nigerian named "Francois"??
ReplyDeleteInnerwebz comment of the day Rick
DeleteIf you do not recognize who the mark is, likely it is you. Sounds like conspiracy to commit bank fraud. Just askin', Do the French still use penal colonies??
ReplyDeleteI understand women over there don't bathe very often so there is a huge risk of quite a few nasty penile colonies.
DeleteLunch is on you, buddy.
ReplyDeleteI'm the wrong color to go to Paris...
ReplyDeleteI drove through Paris Sunday
ReplyDeleteYea! Paris!! Great destination, right up there with San Francisco.
ReplyDeleteThis guys French English sounds Canadian.
ReplyDeleteBe careful.
Aside from the fact it’s over run with French people and their colonials, Paris is pretty cool. Francois should be put up against the wall in Pere Lachaise, however….
ReplyDeleteTotally legit.
ReplyDeleteyeah, right. people with that kind of money do not do anything "half assed". IF said clown has that kind of money, he damn sure has a lawyer or two on the payroll or on call. now, lawyers being lawyers. there a very good chance that said lawyer or lawyers ALREADY have their eyes on the money and plans on how to get ahold of it.
ReplyDeletesounds too good to be true, so it is a scam. BTW. Paris was kind of a shithole in the late 1970's. and it hasn't gotten any cleaner or better since then.
This must be fake.
ReplyDeleteIf it truly was from Paris, this email would be in Farsi.