The worst slur you know for a woman?
I know the "c" word is a good one.
Blog buddy BC just gave me the arabic of one for a man. Translation is " Son of a whore and pig"
I think that would be a slap a muslim man would have felt for sure.
But I'm looking for something that cuts deep.
Even in another language.
For the record, this is NOT for my GF. I have some other fish to fry.
"Pass-around Patty"
ReplyDeleteTwat Waffle
ReplyDeletetwatwaffle is actually a scots word for complete idiot, not an insulting word for a woman.
DeleteYou could call her "Ibna Sharmootah wah Kelb," and it would almost be as bad. It means "Daughter of a whore and a dog."
ReplyDelete"Honey, if you had as many cocks sticking out of you as you've had in you, you'd make a porcupine blush with shame."
ReplyDeleteOh, I like that one. Sounds very Southern.
DeleteHeltau
Another one I use Cumho. Seems to apply to the defeated woman that was thinking she be making pres.
DeleteHeltau
"She's had four miles of dick in her three inches at a time."
Delete“Little Swallow”
DeleteSomething along the lines she’s been dicked so many times if you turned her inside out, she’d look like a porcupine.
DeleteLife support system for a diseased cunt has always been a personal favorite.
ReplyDeleteYMMV
I'm looking forward to the other answers to this age old question.
I heard this one from an Italian girl when she was talking about a girl she hated "vacca de puta"--"cow bitch"
ReplyDeleteC-wordasaurus Rex.
ReplyDeleteI’d call you the “C” word, but you lack warmth and depth.
ReplyDeleteThat's a WINNER, right there!!
DeleteDefinitely goin' in the old lexicon!!
Hillary Clinton comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteHi "hjets!!!!!,"
DeleteHi Bubba,.... and to think ol' Bill would do her???? ......
But, to think, and,"Yes she's a Cunt!!!!",,,,.....
also , pity the poor dude out there that ...... remember even she has ....
a Gynecologist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skybill
I lean toward “scumcunt”. It’s concise and expressive.
ReplyDeleteC**t cannot be beat except with an adverb added
ReplyDeleteps Chinga su madre is second best
ReplyDeleteps ps If the fish are catfish, save me some
ReplyDeleteI heard a good one the other day, "I bet your boyfriend blocks the diesel pump."
ReplyDeleteCa sumac - "your mother's pussy"
ReplyDeleteC*m Guzzler.
ReplyDeleteFeckless whore/c*nt.
Beans, youda man
DeleteCockholster comes to mind, or Slacktwat. Throw in a "festering" with either one. Given his teary breakdown after the election, call her a "Kimmel."
ReplyDeleteCumdumpster
ReplyDeleteSmelly pouch
ReplyDelete"You have a small penis." Works as an insult for either male or female.
ReplyDeleteRhymes with "come dumpster".
ReplyDeleteBoyz, boyz. If you really want to cut a woman deep, criticize her looks and/or her intellect. A women’s self esteem is all tied up in her looks. Do you think these women who parade around in pussy hats care that you call them a cunt? No, they take pride in that. I unfortunately have three liberal, feminist nieces that I have learned the ugly from.
ReplyDeleteCall them ugly, or undesirable, or unintelligent land whales, and worthless pieces of shit, and then you have the upper hand.
Or you could take the high road and just say “bless your heart.” 😂🤣. Whatever works for you.
A female readers perspective.
True dat
DeleteWith the proper snark applied, toots, honey, sweetheart, or darling can be highly insulting, too.
Delete-lg
It's pretty new, but it should eventually evolve to be "Kamala"....
ReplyDeleteCan't take credit for this; came from South Park, but "Muff Cabbage" is a good one.
ReplyDeleteMushrat.
ReplyDeleteEither "Village bicycle" or "snail trailer".
ReplyDeleteThat sounds similar to "lot lizard" or "sleeper creeper".
Delete-lg
You make the Bud Light tranny look like centerfold material.
ReplyDeleteUnfuckable
ReplyDeleteThe hardest I've ever been slapped was for calling a woman a " vapid b!tch" .
ReplyDeleteThe slap came 5 minutes later , after she'd googled " vapid" ...
“Sockdologizing old mantrap” The last line that Lincoln heard at Ford’s theater.
ReplyDeleteCalling a broad a Pigeon is always good for chuckle and a retort.
ReplyDeletewhat's a women!?
ReplyDeleteYou're the town pump. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteYou're so ugly Bill Cosby wouldn't do you, and too ignorant to know who that is.
ReplyDeleteCock pocket. Saggy tits. Or just the good old British "SLAG !"
ReplyDeleteskeezer, baby momma, triflin ho, chikkin head....the bruthas gots all kina names for em
ReplyDeleteCum Guzzling Gutter Slut. Oh don't cry you look fat when you cry
ReplyDeleteMy old platoon sergeant used that one to good effect. I never heard anyone curse as creatively as he did.
Deleteslut, slit, cooz, jitbag, cow
ReplyDeletegutter slut, fat pig, lifeless skank
ReplyDeletestreet walker, jezebel, frump, stunt, cumcatcher
ReplyDeleteif more emphasis is needed, just add fucking, stupid, sloppy, smelly, dumb, pathetic or any combination
ReplyDeleteSperm Burping Bitch or Two Bit Gutter Slut.
ReplyDeleteSniffer of Bilious gasses, Owner of the Fire Hole, Giver of Burning Pee.
ReplyDeleteSpin
"You are just like your mother."
ReplyDeleteMy now ex was called "Cuntzilla"...by her own mother.
ReplyDeletefuck ditch
ReplyDeleterotten gash
Skank.
ReplyDeleteIt's simple, one-syllable framing indicates "cunt-ness" w/o the vulgarity.
Scrunt- Screaming c*nt-
ReplyDelete'Honey, your pussy smells like a brewery exploded inside a Russian deep-sea trawler."
ReplyDelete"You couldn't get laid on a pirate ship adrift in the doldrums for six months!"
"I'd rather pour turkey gravy on my junk in a dogfighting ring than put it in you."
The only one I know was taught to me by an Afghani exchange student is their words for SOB. Don't know how it's spelled, but it is mater sock. I've had a lot of names for women resemble the female dog word, but I'll just enjoy all those listed here.
ReplyDeleteMy go to is “graveyard cunt”. If they have ever had an abortion, they loose their minds.
ReplyDeleteCant_Understand_Normal_Thinkin' !!
ReplyDeleteSkank is definitely the worst. You could go with Worthless Skank to add nuance. But if you really mean to cut her to the quick, the shorter and more dismissive way is best. Make it too long and she'll just think yer being clever. So plain Skank or Worthless Skank will cut the deepest.
ReplyDeletekardashian
ReplyDeleteYeasty, rapacious swamp sow. Perhaps?
ReplyDeletePinche puta.
ReplyDeleteHam wallet for the kill
ReplyDeleteTom762
My buddy claims his wife hates wench and of course the 'c' word.
ReplyDelete"THOT"...."That Ho over there", heard from some young girls working at Walmart
ReplyDeleteWhen you can't call them the "C Word", tell them they are "Intentionally uncooperative".
ReplyDeletecottage cheese pussy, low tide fish taco, walking STD, ripe garbage cunt
ReplyDeleteCommunal Fleshlight is one the kids use now.
ReplyDeletea kumala clone
ReplyDeleteI have an aunt (a true sociopath) that I refer to as a Porcupine because that's what she'd look like if she had as many poking out of her as she'd had poking in.
ReplyDeleteBarracks Whore... Clearing Barrel
ReplyDeletewhitestone
Hillary? Kamala? Nancy?
ReplyDeleteNastysnatchasorous Rex
ReplyDeleteCock Holster
ReplyDeleteyour gash is a petri dish
ReplyDeleteyour gash is a petri dish
ReplyDeleteHi Irish!!!!,
ReplyDeleteBack in the early daze of "Skydivin" when we finally learned how to control our fall, not crash into each other at high speeds, we learned how to "Grab hands" .. (Dock) and build formations in freefall "STAR'S!!!" ... "Circles of falling skydivers in freefall!!!!!... Yes those were the DAZE!! But it was for the most part limited to "M-E-N!!!!!" Dig it, late 1960's and the next few years, 40 lbs+ of Parachute gear, a Motorcycle or Military Pilot's Helmet, Combat Boots and a jumpsuit was the norm!!!! Ladies in the sport had to follow suit and there were only a few!!!
But over time the gear got lighter which opened the door for more ladies to get involved....!!!!
Yes, Ladies could don a Chute, exit a plane and guide it to a target or do loops and flips in freefall BUT!!!!!!
when it came to doing "10-MAN SPEED STAR'S!!!!!" Baby, this was the game changer......
We piled into old BEECH 18's .. most had the Small, Oval door.. went to 12,500' , dove out as fast as we could and tried to catch the first jumper out and make that "STAR" without bombing it or losing our grip when we entered!!!!
IT TOOK STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!! to do this... and some ladies ....welll........
If they couldn't muster the moxie.... and ... lost it... earned the title of................
"A Weak Wristed, Double Breasted, Split Tailed, Mattress Thrasher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Blue Skyz,
Back Death!!!!!!,
skybill
Thanks all. I’m gonna go with Evil Fucking Cunt.
ReplyDeleteI’ll report in when I use it.
Irish.
C**t gets you tossed from bars, ask me how I know
DeleteGoin out in style my man
DeleteNothing wrong with the old classic " Snaggle tooth crack Ho'
ReplyDeleteFestering gash
ReplyDeletehillary clone
ReplyDeleteYour mother breeds out of season. (Alien Nation. James Can and Mandy Patinken).
ReplyDeleteA bit late to the party.
ReplyDeleteTell her that you'd force feed her a yeasty tampon.