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Sunday, December 4, 2022

How To Tell You've Had Toooo Much Vodka Before Lunch....

 

 

 

 

 h/t to Jeffery

 

 

34 comments:

  1. That is weapons grade stupid right there. Couldn't do it outside, and hang it on a chair?!? This is why we have Darwin awards now.

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  2. It's been a while since I was in EMS, but I think "uncontrolled bleeding out of the anus" counts as a code-3 transport...

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  3. no one ever accused orcs of being smart.

    look at it this way..that guy won't need to steal a ukranian toilet...he'll be using a bag.

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  4. This is the brilliance of a quasar, caught on video for all to enjoy! Let's test this thing on an ACTUAL PERSON instead of a piece of meat! Let's aim right for the poop chute for automatic colostomy bag eligibility! Let's do it at near point blank range! And... AND... LET'S DO IT IN THE HOUSE!!! After all; what would our comrades think?...

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  5. I didn't even want to look at it. Idiots. Guns and alcohol don't mix. At. All.

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  6. Another reason the Ukrainians are holding the Russians at bay?

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    1. That was a Ukrainian, Russian doesn't do anything without a plan.

      Bear Claw

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    2. orcs gonna orc. plenty of videos out there of russians being issued airsoft-grade helmets, putting cardboard in their plate carriers, and rubber tire scraps in their ERA blacks on the tanks. their generals would tell them "oh you want armor? that's gonna cost you more than a years pay. no, you can't "owe me". tell your village to give you money." then they sell the armor out the back door to the middle east somewhere.

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    3. If there is plenty where are the links Allen?

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  7. Should have aimed for his head. Less damage would have occurred.

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  8. New form of Russian roulette? You really know you've had too much vodka when you say, "OK. Now my turn. I put on jacket and you shoot me!"

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  9. There is a vaaast level of difference between pistol-resistant vests and rifle-resistant vests. And those pistol-resistant vests are rated for a pistol barrel, not a pistol-caliber carbine.

    Dumbasses.

    Sadly, we see the same thing here in 'Murica. All too often.

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  10. Nice Shootin Tex, er I mean Boris. Great grouping. LOL.. Darwin approves.

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  11. Lots of retard Krainlandian vids out there also.

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  12. Anybody able to translate that conversation? I can't imagine a single argument that would make me go "Yeah, sure, seems like a brilliant idea. Lets do that right here in the living room, NOW!"...

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  13. But the Commisar told us these were bulletproof.

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  14. The best part of that was hearing him swear in Russian. It's a beautiful sound.

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  15. I would like to know if he got to the hospital on time or bled out.

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  16. This was a test alright, but not of a ballistic vest. I wouldn't even trust Russian concrete to stop a bullet.

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  17. More "Darwinian" selection at work.... Sadly the moron will likely survive.

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  18. President: Where were you shot, son?
    Forrest: I was shot in the but-tocks.
    -lg

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  19. It appeared as if that may have been a shotgun. It looked as if he racked the slide in the opening seconds of the video. Assuming the shot did not go through, the impact of the round would still hurt like holy hell. Even a proper bullet proof vest can leave cracked ribs as a result of a direct hit.

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  20. Alcohol was involved in every bad decision I ever made. Don't believe I'm alone in that.

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  21. And how do you tell if you've had too much Vodka AFTER lunch? Asking for a friend.....

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  22. And, regrettably, more sad-stupid:

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-deputy-killed-officer-roommate-jokingly-fires-gun-thought-was-rcna60078

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  23. Someone watched 'Kick Ass' too many times.

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  24. Russians gonna russian.

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