Whitey-tighties would kept his junk away from the clunk. Probably will stop going commando now.
As it is just soft tissue, there’s not a lot that could be done by the medicos. Bruising’s gonna ruin his sex life for a couple weeks. Ice pack in the jock strap.
I got both arms pinned under a rollup door trying to grab a clipboard I left on the loading dock. It didn't hurt, but I was completely pinned. I yelled for help, and the response before punching the door "UP" button was laughter and shouts of "C'mere... you gotta see this!" followed by more laughter. Those guys are all dead now, so only I remember that story.
Ok I just remiss this is the last time I will complain on your blog about Phil (whom we love dearly). He should have auctioned off the high chair on his blog. And yea I will not comment since e drew put on the restrictions
goes to show that you ALWAYS have to be Very Careful where you put'em
ReplyDeleteDoes changing the wiper blades give the dude major woody or what?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't for you?????
DeleteI just changed the blades on my wife's crv, $80 damn dollar's for 3 of them, did not get excited at all.
DeleteCan't wait to see the work comp paperwork for that.......
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope it's some woman that has to fill it out.
DeleteAnybody else just cross their legs involuntarily after watching that?
ReplyDeleteWhitey-tighties would kept his junk away from the clunk. Probably will stop going commando now.
ReplyDeleteAs it is just soft tissue, there’s not a lot that could be done by the medicos. Bruising’s gonna ruin his sex life for a couple weeks. Ice pack in the jock strap.
He is lucky someone else was around to free him.
ReplyDeleteI got both arms pinned under a rollup door trying to grab a clipboard I left on the loading dock. It didn't hurt, but I was completely pinned. I yelled for help, and the response before punching the door "UP" button was laughter and shouts of "C'mere... you gotta see this!" followed by more laughter. Those guys are all dead now, so only I remember that story.
ReplyDeleteI did not need to see that
ReplyDeletePoor sob
If he didn't already know of propping things like this hood up; he does now. Ouch; that's a strange one.
ReplyDeleteOk I just remiss this is the last time I will complain on your blog about Phil (whom we love dearly). He should have auctioned off the high chair on his blog. And yea I will not comment since e drew put on the restrictions
ReplyDelete700 mile round trip to get the thing.
ReplyDeleteOuch
ReplyDeleteI don't even have that equipment and this makes me clench.
ReplyDeleteIs he a Jewish mechanic now?
ReplyDeleteJust in time. Elisabeth Warren is looking for one 🌭.
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