#7: The "Unknown odor" call usually means something or someone dead. The last one I went to was in 2020. The deceased was a shut-in that was dead in the house for a couple of months. I do not have a good sense of smell, but my partner on the ambulance said he could smell it from the road where we parked. When we walked up the driveway, the two state troopers were puking behind their cruisers. I went in the house to do the presumption, which was easy and required no actual examination. I never need the Vicks Vapo-Rub under my nose to mask the smell, either. I called my medical control doctor to give my findings and get an official time and declaration of death. All I said was "advanced decomposition."
#3 That's my kinda woman!
ReplyDelete#7: The "Unknown odor" call usually means something or someone dead. The last one I went to was in 2020. The deceased was a shut-in that was dead in the house for a couple of months. I do not have a good sense of smell, but my partner on the ambulance said he could smell it from the road where we parked. When we walked up the driveway, the two state troopers were puking behind their cruisers. I went in the house to do the presumption, which was easy and required no actual examination. I never need the Vicks Vapo-Rub under my nose to mask the smell, either. I called my medical control doctor to give my findings and get an official time and declaration of death. All I said was "advanced decomposition."
ReplyDeleteTRUE on the cougar/creepy. Not fair. Love the Diet Wagon one.
ReplyDeleteSeen some but all are still funny.
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