Renay Mandel Corren
El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday.
Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it.
RIP, Renay.
ReplyDeleteI feel like she may have been my granny, too.
ReplyDeleteNow that is one wake I really want to go to, and I've been to real Irish wakes!!
ReplyDeleteBut alas and alack, I can't go...I am "unwelcome" in N.C.
Now that is one wake I really want to go to, and I've been to real Irish wakes!!
ReplyDeleteBut alas and alack, I can't go...I am "unwelcome" in N.C.
Would love to have been a grandchild.
ReplyDeleteRivals for Mary Lou Cunningham Belles obituary…” she was a lifelong Mets fan, although surprisingly that’s not what killed her…”
ReplyDeleteHard to beat that one.
ReplyDeleteDamn, the last of the red-hot mamas is gone. This country needs more rowdies like Renay and a whole lot less do as you are told whining assholes.
ReplyDeleteLord, that was great.
ReplyDeleteShe would have been great to get drunk with.
ReplyDeleteWas in a cribbage club for a while; the matriarch-though not a redhead-played for blood and usually won. Probably about the same age as Renay and just as much fun.
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