ANTIFA and Their Allies Demand That All Volkswagen Automobiles Be Removed From American Soil
After stumbling across an internet photograph showing Adolf Hitler dedicating the Wolfsburg, Germany VW factory in 1938 and with hundreds of Swastika banners and Confederate flags in the background, members of Antifa, BLM, and a myriad of other commie organizations have partnered with race baiting mayors, governors, and some members of Congress to demand that all Volkswagens be removed from the United States. The fate of Daimler-Benz and BMW were not known at the time of this writing. However, insiders confirm that if support is strong enough they too will cave to the mounting pressure and retreat to Eurostan. All three of the giant automakers have issued apologies for participating in the Holocaust and are discussing terms of repatriations to people who may have been scarred as a result of being exposed to any of the many emblems of hate which have bedecked the automakers products for decades. Staff from Mercedes and BMW freely admit they were just as guilty as VW in contributing to NAZI Germany's war effort.
"Symbols of white supremacy and those known to associate with such regimes will no longer be tolerated or allowed to go unmolested. Those NAZIs were bad, but I don't think every one of the German soldiers owned two hundred slaves like the Confederate soldiers did," said a tearful snowflake who was proudly wearing a shirt fashioned from a communist era Russian flag .
Meanwhile near the Chattanooga, Tennessee VW factory thousands of "peaceful counter protesters" were throwing Molotov cocktails, bricks, rocks, and bottles of piss at the white supremacist workers as they entered and left the NAZI auto plant. A huge white on blue background VW "NAZI" symbol was brazenly displayed above the plant's main entrance further enraging the "peaceful protesters". Nearby stood approximately fifty uniformed Chattanooga policemen and sheriff's deputies filming this peaceful counter demonstration as a Hamilton County Sheriff's Department government surplus issued UH-1 hovered near the main gate. An officer who requested not to be identified told us that the doors of the chopper had been removed and the M-60's added as a precautionary measure should any VW employees attempt to use any part of their known arsenal to drive the "counter demonstrators off VW property and only then would authorities intervene. The unnamed officer also hinted of a few other tactical surprises that might be used on the NAZIs should things "go hot". Additionally, we have just learned from a reliable unnamed source that search search warrants pertaining to a child pornography operation and a monster methamphetamine lab located inside the factory were awaiting a judge's signature. Stay tuned for future updates.
I am certain all of you reading this know that I am only trying to illustrate how ridiculous this narrative sounds and just how gullible the liberals in this country are when it comes to believing the propaganda of the Marxist who are waging a war on white culture, history, and Liberty. The reds could care less about truthful history (in fact, they despise it). Ridding cities of Confederate monuments is not the driving force behind this movement which currently plagues our land. It is only a small show this side of the big show (Sam Watkins). Their goal is a one-world communist Utopia. Keep the faith and remain vigilant.
Sadly the picture you paint isn't all that far fetched anymore...
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Why would you start the clock ticking on Poe's Law like this?
ReplyDeleteFunny; I seem to remember the forebears of these "counterculture" types traveling around in... wait for it... VW BUSES!
ReplyDeleteI suppose I could have been more imaginative and taken my time, but figured the more sincere and convincing I tried to be, the less believable the satire might read. I posted the video of the Durham County courthouse statue pull down and the only comment I could write was, "I am beyond words". What is happening and the excuses made by the MSM and those in authority over us is well beyond ridiculous. It is surreal. To use the old cliche in regards to what is happening in our country, "you can't make this shit up"! Thanks Odysseus.
ReplyDeleteI felt the same way when Mitsubishi introduced their first autos here, after building the Japanese Zero's the US fought against in WWII. I got over it. At least the Germans never imported a "Messerschmidt".
ReplyDeleteRemember the old bumper stickers from the 70's that read "Honda, Kawasaki, Yamaha, Toyota, Suzuki,,,,,,,,,,the same son-of-a-bitches who brought you Pearl Harbor"? My college roommate upon graduating and getting job with a signing bonus bought a brand new Jap car. His daddy was cutting grass the first time he drove it into their yard had a conniption fit cussing and waving his arms and cussing every other breath saying "I waded swamps head high fighting those,,,,,,,,,,,,". I knew another navy vet that was on three different ships that were sunk in the Pacific and told how Jap pilots machine gunned the survivors in the water until they ran out of ammo or low on gas. He was a wealthy man and told me he and his wife did their research and never bought one thing associated with Japan. He told me this with clenched fist and gritted teeth at 82 swearing he still hated them.
DeleteI'm a "Boomer". If I had been in my dad's generation, I'm not sure I could have forgiven them either.
DeleteI had an Uncle that had been a Corpsman with the 1 MarDiv on Guadalcanal. He had no use for anything Jap until he died back in the 80s. I think it's a common attitude.
DeleteIn over a century, the Progressive assholes constantly tried to destroy the United States. While they believe they're making headway, they're backing up against a citizenry not only armed, they're determined.
ReplyDeleteFirst the Germans, then the Japaneses, and the Koreans. How many Americans will be without jobs. Directly and indirectly. how many auto parts are built overseas and imported.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me but does ANTIFA seem to be acting just like Hitler's brown shirts ?
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ReplyDeleteYES! Nazi Germany is the evil that other evil is judged and rated by.
But !!! Its inventions have been used for great good over the last 70 years.
The list of medical, industrial, and other accomplishment is far reaching and yes many
have come at a great & unwilling sacrifice of the lives of others.
Should we waste their lives?
Either way, here is a list of other things ANTI-FA overlooked mention.
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-achievements-of-Hitler.
An here are a few items on that the ANTI-FA list omitted:
Social Security, Boy Scouts, Interstate Highway system, opiate drugs/methadone, Magnetic Film (video), The Olympic Torch ceremony, Space Rockets (Space Travel)- so no more Star Wars & Star Trek, Initial development of Atomic uses- so no Nuke power plants, Jet Planes - so go use a bus, Computers - so go grab a abbacus , black boxes for Airplanes, our Modern sewer treatment facilities designs we use today and yes a working TV.
Regarding ANTI-FA, yesterday they added "Stupid" to their resume.
These MASKED and Black clothed ANTI-FA's that dress and mimic the actions of the pre-39 Nazi SS & SA's should turn the spotlight on themselves and ask Who, what, & why they are being used and funded and what is the goal of their Puppet Master(s)?
The sad part is that when I was reading this I was not overly certain it was a joke. Nothing would surprise me with these wacko's. But when you said certain members of congress supported this, I knew it was likely fake. Just a "token" "donation" to the congress people in question would quickly gain their support for keeping VW here.
ReplyDeleteAs best I can tell it's mostly liberals/Democrats that buy German cars, I could care less if there were no German cars in the USA but I certainly wouldn't ban German cars. Then again I'm an American, not an anti-American Socialist.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting to the point where I read things like this and it's so solidly plausible I don't even check to see if it's real.
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