I had what I thought was a fool-proof way of knowing where I left my car key once.
Jist before I slipped under the covers I dipped the end of the key in vaseline and slid it up my urethra.
Unfortunately, one night my girlfriend came over (she has a house key) unexpectedly. I was sound asleep, but she was as horny as could be. She stripped off her tank-top and shorts then she pulled the sheets off of me.
Last I heard or saw of her was a scream and the front door slamming.
Got stabbed by one of my Lucky's hairs in that same spot, hurt like hell. Somehow I think this would trump it..... Damn!!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! That just gave me the worst shiver up the spine...
ReplyDeleteJust jerk it out and go to work. It'll probably heal up.
ReplyDeleteYea that must smart.
ReplyDeleteI had what I thought was a fool-proof way of knowing where I left my car key once.
Jist before I slipped under the covers I dipped the end of the key in vaseline and slid it up my urethra.
Unfortunately, one night my girlfriend came over (she has a house key) unexpectedly. I was sound asleep, but she was as horny as could be. She stripped off her tank-top and shorts then she pulled the sheets off of me.
Last I heard or saw of her was a scream and the front door slamming.
Lol, WTF Toejam!!
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