Oopsie. Somebody just got fired. IF the keys have a phone number on 'em and IF I had time, I'd park smack-dab in front of it so the only access would be through me. Call the number and tell 'em what's up then call the cops and explain the situation. Then, get disgusted after waiting half an hour and leave with the keys.
No, I retract all the above. Pull the keys out and drop 'em in the night depository slot (do such things still exist?) then get the hell outta there. Do-gooders get in so much trouble with innocent intentions...
I would do the right thing.I just can't steal.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Our honesty is what separates us from the pond scum.
ReplyDeleteOopsie. Somebody just got fired. IF the keys have a phone number on 'em and IF I had time, I'd park smack-dab in front of it so the only access would be through me. Call the number and tell 'em what's up then call the cops and explain the situation. Then, get disgusted after waiting half an hour and leave with the keys.
ReplyDeleteNo, I retract all the above. Pull the keys out and drop 'em in the night depository slot (do such things still exist?) then get the hell outta there. Do-gooders get in so much trouble with innocent intentions...
Take the keys and put them in that vacuum tube thing. Or secure them in place with a roll of duct tape. The whole roll that is
ReplyDeleteI'd call 911 and let the police take over
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