Thursday, May 2, 2013

Subliminal News Reporting? This paragraph stuck out like Moose's Ass* when I read it...

Sum dood commits suicide at Bush Airport in Houston...

He had an AR-15 scary black machine gun with 1000 round clip, and a handgun.

Needless to say I DOUBT that "Kendra" said this:

“As soon as he walked in, he just automatically started shooting quickly,” she told the station. “And we hear two shots and we just automatically started running. We ran all the way to the back.”


See what they did there?



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1 comment:

  1. I thought the same thing when I first read it. "Throw 'automatic' in there as much as we can."

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