Adjusting Your Job Description for Tax Purposes...

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions. What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the Night," she says.

  The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to
  rephrase that."

  The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

  "No, that still won't work. Try again."

  They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite
  chicken farmer."

  The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
  prostitute?"

  "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

  "Chicken Farmer it is." ......