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Monday, February 11, 2013

Some Things The Media Hasn't YET Reported About Chris Dorner...

 Everyday reports are coming out about how amazing this Chris Dorner is...

Here are a few that we might see....


... He can run a nuclear submarine by himself.

... He can build an Abrams take from scratch with a file and paper clips.

... He has control over the asteroid and will crash it into Los Angeles.

... He has developed an invisibility suit.

... He is a werewolf and a vampire.

... He knows how to talk to animals and get their help.

... He can time travel......


7 comments:

  1. I just 'love' how they are playing up the military angle... sigh

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  2. He is also now a Domestic Terrorist, so he is probably going to be the first to be Droned on US soil, thus setting the precedent for the rest of us... Hey, good news is hard to find!

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  3. They are going to do as much as they can to hype hm up in the eyes of the public to lay a foundation in people's minds that such is why the cops were justified in wounding three innocent bystanders in their absolutely bad shoots.

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  4. We need to remember that he's the poster-boy for why we mustn't pass gun control --- the cops (and former cops) are not angels. We need to be able to protect ourselves from them. Those founding fathers may have been on to something!!!

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  5. Get back to work full time! The world is just getting interesting.....

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  6. He can also turn himself into a pile of ashes to make it difficult for the poe-leese to find him in the rubble of the burnt cabin. What a guy!

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