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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Blonde 2011 Year In Review......

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…HELLOOO!…bottles won’t fit in printer.

March – Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2 – 4 years”

April – Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid – wrong instructions… 8 cups of water won’t fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing – couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stoke swimming competition…learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm…car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is “C”, isn’t it?

October- Hate M&M’s – they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December – Couldn’t dial 911- duh – there’s no eleven on the stupid phone.



( from Funhunter.net)

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