Friday, March 22, 2019

The History Of Beer.....

How beer brought about Conservatives and Liberals 

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. 

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.

Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while the early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. 

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two inventions were the foundation of modern civilization and together, were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives 

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians’ which was an early word meaning ‘bad hunter’) learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, gluten-free foods and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. 

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and vegetarian food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, actors, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide how to divide up the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post. 

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, so I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks later.

 (this has been around in various forms for a while. It's still funny to read)

Another Day In Trump's America....

Via Twitter <<

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

"See that moon up there? Most folks are in bed at this hour, but some folks are out making a living"

I bet I could have read a newspaper outside this morning without any other light than that of the full moon. Sometimes when I see a moon that bright I think about the line in the header from the old 1975 "whiskey making" movie Moonrunners. It was the movie from which the popular television series The Dukes of Hazzard sprung.


Sunday, March 17, 2019

Well, at least she wore green shoes.

H/T to Rusty at Lakeshore

Democrats, In The Not To Distant Future....

When You're At The Pub On St Patrick's Day and The Cops Walk In....

 Earlier today we went to Bunratty Tavern in Reading Ma. where we were treated to

some songs by the  IAPOA Pipe & Drums ( Irish American Police Officer Association. )

We heard people cheering and suddenly realized they were lined up out front and 

then started playing as they entered. Here's a couple clips and as usual , the  video

doesn't do it justice......

( sorry for the vertical filming)

If St. Paddy Granted Wishes

Happy St Patrick's Day To Everyone!

I Think A Conservative Irishman Planned To Trigger The Lefties....

 The Boston Parade route is shaped like an AR-15..

Kinda like this poptart "gun"

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Seeing Red....

The Good Ol' Days...

Images from here<<

♫♫ Another One From Airbag ♫♫

 What a great find. Some new music in the spacey , progressive genre I like.

As I have been scrolling the webz, I've been picking their songs on youtube.

If you are checking this one out first, there are two more posted below...

Sometimes, You Just Need a Hug...

sent in by Joseph

♫♫ Thanks Again Pandora... I Heard These Guys Earlier.... Airbag ♫♫

Here's another.....

 If you like these guys, go do some searching on youtube. So far all the ones I have found have been pretty good. 

Warmin' Up For the-morra....


I Think He's..... Going ...... TO....... MAKE IT!!

It's Caturday... Think I'll Sleep In....

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Be Back Later...Gotta Grab This Call...

I Can See This Becoming A Trend.....

and the kids being older.....

If you want to feel old.... Dark Side Of The Moon was released 46 Years ago...

I remember holding the album like this: 

 image via reddit

E G A E G B-A E G A G E 6x

 During last night's commute I was scrolling through the Rock channels on SiriusXM

 and this song came on.   Obviously, it was way over played back in the day.

Wel, It's been a while since I heard it so I turned it up and sang a long. 

Ah yes, the good ol' days.

Last night I found this version on the youtubes with a great intro by Ritchie Blackmore:

16 October 1993 in Hanns-Martin-Schleyer-Halle in Stuttgart, Germany

Monday, March 11, 2019

Marge and the fart spray


Diver Lives To Tell The Tale After being Swallowed By A Bryde's Whale

A 51 year old diver was swallowed by a whale while filming sharks off the South African coast. As I read this, I wondered if the diver got any "interior" shots with his camera. In the American Civil War and among sailors of old, a Jonah was used to describe someone who brought misfortune and bad luck with him. The name was taken directly from the Bible story of Jonah and the whale. I would say this guy is the "anti-Jonah" to a degree. He should have headed straight to a Casino as soon as the whale spat him back into the sea. Read more about this story HERE.

                                                                        Bryde Whale


Sunday, March 10, 2019

A Very Interesting Take On Dying

H/T to Rusty at Lakeshore

The Good Ol' Days.....

Enjoying The Snow In A Classic Bronco...

This is an awesome POV trek with a great soundtrack....


Meanwhile, When You're Alone In The Outback...


(I don't blame him)

Speaking Of AOC.... Check this out..

 I have seen this video being shared on twitter and on fellow bloggers sites....

Watch it all..  daylight is starting to dawn on all the names he lists.

It ain't holy water<<

SiG's <<<

It will be interesting to track the comments and thoughts on this.

If you see it posted elsewhere please let me know.

AOC on DST...