Thursday, August 22, 2013

Lost Your Keys In The Dark? Here's an easy way to find them......


5 comments:

MissK said...

Got stabbed by one of my Lucky's hairs in that same spot, hurt like hell. Somehow I think this would trump it..... Damn!!

Boilerdoc said...

Holy crap! That just gave me the worst shiver up the spine...

c w swanson said...

Just jerk it out and go to work. It'll probably heal up.

Toejam said...

Yea that must smart.

I had what I thought was a fool-proof way of knowing where I left my car key once.

Jist before I slipped under the covers I dipped the end of the key in vaseline and slid it up my urethra.

Unfortunately, one night my girlfriend came over (she has a house key) unexpectedly. I was sound asleep, but she was as horny as could be. She stripped off her tank-top and shorts then she pulled the sheets off of me.

Last I heard or saw of her was a scream and the front door slamming.

orbitup said...

Lol, WTF Toejam!!