Happy Solstice....Now the days get longer!
Monday, December 21, 2015
Little Thelma Has Been Hanging Out With Little Johnny........
Little Thelma comes home from first grade, and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"The whole ISIS group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride and he says:
For Dog Lovers Everywhere
Lady bought this nice dog that doesn't bite, etc. She lives next door to a mosque and the iman complains. I am not sure I understand why. Notice that the camera is shaking because the photographer is laughing.
H/T to Bob in Cullman
Link O'rama... Keeping Tabs on Things...
complied and submitted by AFOI
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/
** Accidentally walk up behind someone and shoot them. Uh huh. This takes BALLS to say with a straight face.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/isis-former-german-militant-claims-group-is-planning-co-ordinated-terror-attacks-in-europe-a6778151.html
** I hate to say this, I REALLY hate to say this, but... yes, please. And here in the US too. In Boston, in NYC, in DC, LA, SF,
Atlanta. Do
I WANT to see people die - NO! Emphatically NO. But we won't get serious about this global threat until it comes home how
dangerous radical
Islam is.
http://www.thelasttradition.
** Yup.
http://www.steynonline.com/
** An absolute must-read, must-forward. Two salient points: 1) WW III is coming regardless of what we do, and 2) the historical
perspective
of the results of "moderate" revolutions in the Middle East.
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