Oh Hai.... You're Home Early Huh?.....

We Need To Build A Safe Haven For All The Precious Snowflakes Where There Is No Microaggression....

... maybe about 10-15 miles out in the dessert 


and then:

  ...just to be sure.

Hey Irish, You're Only Supposed To Have 4oz Of Meat Per Serving....

  Ya, Ok...  fuck that........

   


  

Three men died on Christmas Eve ....

.....and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'


The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.


The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's'




  

  

Subliminal Breakfast Suggestion....

Sweet... I Got A Christmas Card From Mooch...

Mornings Lately.....

Reader "Wildriver" Sends Along His Daily Accomplishment.....

.. with a note:


This is what I did this afternoon.

This tree has been dying and losing parts for years, and leaning out towards my cabin as well. It isn't leaning anywhere now, it is comfortably resting on the ground.

The stump measures 44"X66" and it was 55' to the first limb.

Needless to say, I have had my adrenaline rush for the day!!

Hope you are all enjoying a bit of sunshine, it has been smiling here all day.