Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Gotta Love The New F250.....

 I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen,  gasoline, or  E85.





  





 
I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.  The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson",
 the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the  speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven",
 I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles”, I’d get one of their songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 
"Ass Hole!"




Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."

(h/t to biscuits)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

LG ..... They F*&k With Your Head....... This would mess up your day...

Man, That is a Nice Big Old Barn.......


The Obamadarkus- Ominus.. Moves Across the Land...

Meanwhile in Thailand... This Lady And Her Scooter Have A LOT Going On......

How's Your Tax Dollars Working? Inmates... Facebook.... Great Life Behind Bars.....

Most Likely It's All Smoke And Mirrors......


Obama may be a SCoaMF and a POST TURTLE but his handlers and the operatives

behind the scene know exactly what they are doing.

Suddenly Pelosi and Kerry are war hawks?

Syria is a huge issue? We need to act now?

This is just a small pawn in the game to the keep the public misdirected......


September 2, 2013
With his right hand, Barack Obama has made sure through his lackeys in the mainstream media that Syria is the topic of national discussion. Photos of Syrians whose lives have been snuffed out with chemical weapons dominate the headlines. Obama and his Secretary of State John Kerry, who was a dove before he joined the administration, now demand that the United States take military action against Syria, even if they have to go it alone. Congress has objected, with many if not most Democrats exhibiting a stark reluctance to launch such military strikes, creating a grand Congressional debate that will claim the nation's attention for another two weeks.
But what is Obama doing with his left hand? The answer is key.

.... >MORE HERE<