Sunday, June 10, 2012
Darn These Flys!
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one's beer.
The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one.
The Scott took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer.
The Irisman pinched the fly between his fingers and yelled
"SPIT IT OUT!" "SPIT IT OUT!"
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Igloo Coolers....
A cooler, cool box, portable ice chest, chilly bin (in New Zealand), or 'esky' (Australia) most commonly is an insulated box used to keep food or drink cool. Ice cubes are most commonly placed in it to help the things inside stay cool. Ice packs are sometimes used, as they either contain the melting water inside, or have a gel sealed inside that stays cold longer than plain ice (absorbing heat as it changes phase).
Here is an example of an Igloo Cooler being tested in a hot ass environment :
Here is an example of an Igloo Cooler being tested in a hot ass environment :
Be Careful You Might Pee Your Pants With Hysterical Laughter....
President Barack Obama said today that the private sector is doing fine
but that the economy is suffering because of cuts in state and local
government.
continuing with his standup routine he added:
“The private sector is doing fine,” Obama said at a press conference on Friday. “Where we’re seeing weaknesses in our economy, have to do with state and local government -- oftentimes, cuts initiated by governors or mayors who are not getting the kind of help that they have in the past from the federal government and who don’t have the same kind of flexibility as the federal government in dealing with fewer revenues coming in.”
WOW is this guy funny or what? Barack you silly bastard you owe me a keyboard this morning.....
HERE
continuing with his standup routine he added:
“The private sector is doing fine,” Obama said at a press conference on Friday. “Where we’re seeing weaknesses in our economy, have to do with state and local government -- oftentimes, cuts initiated by governors or mayors who are not getting the kind of help that they have in the past from the federal government and who don’t have the same kind of flexibility as the federal government in dealing with fewer revenues coming in.”
WOW is this guy funny or what? Barack you silly bastard you owe me a keyboard this morning.....
HERE
HOLY SHIT!.. Way To Close To Home....
Potential Zombie Apocalypse in the next town over from here:
PLAISTOW, N.H. (WHDH) -- A New Hampshire business has been shut down after illegally selling bath salts -- a synthetic drug used to get high.
Police told 7News the drugs were in plain view at the New Hampshire store. They were disguised as face treatment and ladybug attractant, but they were actually the latest designer drugs to hit the streets.
They’re known as bath salts, and they come in all kinds of colorful and attractive packaging. Investigators say they were being sold at Foods Plus Discount in Plaistow, N.H.
“They’d walk right up to the front counter and they would ask for a specific brand they wanted and they would sell it to them right over the counter,” said Detective Patrick Schiavone, Plaistow, N.H. Police Department.
Undercover officers zoned in on the convenience store Friday afternoon after months of investigation.
“There has been a lot of undercover work going down. They have made undercover buys into this establishment,” said Detective Schiavone.
A search warrant was executed, and more than $100,000 in drugs -- primarily bath salts -- was confiscated.
The drug can be injected, snorted, smoked -- some even drink it. According to authorities, the side effects are deadly. It can cause psychosis and paranoia.
Recently in Miami, a man brutally attacked and chewed the face of another man. Experts say the wild and violent behavior was a result of bath salts.
A half of a gram of bath salts costs between $40 and $100.
“This is the new thing coming out on the street and it is definitely going to be one of the most dangerous," ”aid Detective Schiavone.
Charges against the store’s owners are pending.
PLAISTOW, N.H. (WHDH) -- A New Hampshire business has been shut down after illegally selling bath salts -- a synthetic drug used to get high.
Police told 7News the drugs were in plain view at the New Hampshire store. They were disguised as face treatment and ladybug attractant, but they were actually the latest designer drugs to hit the streets.
They’re known as bath salts, and they come in all kinds of colorful and attractive packaging. Investigators say they were being sold at Foods Plus Discount in Plaistow, N.H.
“They’d walk right up to the front counter and they would ask for a specific brand they wanted and they would sell it to them right over the counter,” said Detective Patrick Schiavone, Plaistow, N.H. Police Department.
Undercover officers zoned in on the convenience store Friday afternoon after months of investigation.
“There has been a lot of undercover work going down. They have made undercover buys into this establishment,” said Detective Schiavone.
A search warrant was executed, and more than $100,000 in drugs -- primarily bath salts -- was confiscated.
The drug can be injected, snorted, smoked -- some even drink it. According to authorities, the side effects are deadly. It can cause psychosis and paranoia.
Recently in Miami, a man brutally attacked and chewed the face of another man. Experts say the wild and violent behavior was a result of bath salts.
A half of a gram of bath salts costs between $40 and $100.
“This is the new thing coming out on the street and it is definitely going to be one of the most dangerous," ”aid Detective Schiavone.
Charges against the store’s owners are pending.
Friday, June 8, 2012
WOOHOO It's Friday... Lets Start With A Hospital Trip.
LOWELL, Mass. (WHDH) -- A frightening accident was caught on camera when a Massachusetts skateboarder, performing a stunt, was hit by a truck.
He flew 35 feet and he wasn't wearing a helmet but astonishingly he survived the accident, with no broken bones or serious injuries.
"I had some cuts on my back and my hip was just really swollen and bruised," said in an interview on the Today Show.
The accident happened in the bay state as the skateboarder was riding down a rail in Lowell.
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