Suicide Watch.............

I can only imagine what this poor bastard must be "thinking"......

Talk About Class... Nancy Reagan Has It...........

On March 30, 1981, John Hinckley attempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan  (30 years ago, today)

Subject: Nancy Reagan regarding John Hinckley's release:

      

We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady.  You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.   Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:  ***************************************************************** To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan  My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan. We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man. Best wishes,  Nancy Reagan & Family  P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

Pavlov Rang the Bell.............

I responded...........

Sounds Like Some People I Know.......

You can’t get through to them. They are contaminated. They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern [alluding to Pavlov]. You cannot change their mind even if you expose them to authentic information. Even if you prove that white is white and black is black, you still can not change the basic perception and the logic of behavior.

The facts tell nothing to him, even if I shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents and pictures. …he will refuse to believe it….

----Uri Bezmenov, the KGB agent that defected- described in his 1984 interview with G. Edward Griffin.

Married Waaaaaaay too long.........

An old man was laying on his death bed.

With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.

With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies.

With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.

His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"

Support Japan......Buy Sapporo

This is a great commercial... I might have to hit the sushi bar this weekend for some spicy tuna maki and some sapporo :)

For TEH WIN !!!!

Someone put pizza on the pizza so you can have pizza with your pizza!!
(Beer sold separately)

NOOOOOOooooooooo......................................

I don't like this woman... she is working to take away the poor camel's toes..

B.E.T.H*........

*Bears Eating Tasty Humans

Back to Reality

I got back last night from my trip to Virginia. The weather was the same as here :(.
I did get to cruise the Blue Ridge Parkway and found that to be a great ride that I hope to do on my motorcycle some day.

I had 65 emails at work. Out of all of them, this was the funniest one: