Wal-martians..... You..... Can't...... Look....Away......

He looks like the loneliest person ever to wear that shirt.

" LOTS MORE YOU GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE" 

From The W. T. F. and Y.H.G.T.B.S.M. files......

MIAMI — A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.
The suspect — who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman — apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.


"STORY"




Now I ask myself... would I let someone that looks like this perform surgery on me??

John Stevens is blind....

or else he is smoking from a bong filled with koolaid:



quote:
"Michelle Obama showed off her enviably toned thighs as she powered past the President in
tiny purple cycling shorts on the first family's bike ride on Martha's Vineyard today."

 "BARF ALERT"



you can enlarge this if you want...I DON'T recommend it though:

Note to Mr. Stevens, This is an example of a tiny purple outfit and enviable thighs:

OH NO-NO-NO-NOOOOO she didnt do that did she?????

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is under arrest for chopping off her husband's penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal.


"OMFG OUCH"



Lorena Bobbitt seen nodding in approval....