“The beaches are open.” 🏖️💩
— Massachusetts Fiscal Alliance (@MassFiscal) July 1, 2026
That line was absurd in Jaws.
It sounds even worse when millions of gallons of untreated sewage are spilling into the Merrimack River and beaches across the North Shore are closed heading into the Fourth of July. 🤢
At the same time, the… pic.twitter.com/jqQwFce0B5
The Masshole FECAL Alliance?
ReplyDeleteThey are going to need a bigger plunger.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Healy,she needs to be gotten rid of.
ReplyDeleteCome on! it's Massholia where you can't get elected without a D after your name and being a dumb broad who loves LGQBTQ++WXYZ, Palestinians and Somali's. Remember, It's NOT illegal to be illegal in MA.
DeleteNemo
Let her swim there first
ReplyDeleteIndependents Day.
ReplyDeleteOnly a commie cross-dresser says 'fourth of July'.
Independence
DeleteI think you mean Depends Day.
DeleteBet she's in Florida for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteNeed more Somalis
ReplyDeleteAnd sharks
DeleteBet the striped bass will have an extra “special” flavor profile this year’s run haha.
ReplyDeleteRight off the Merrimack bridge!
CPGen
Wow...
ReplyDeleteJust wow.
-lg
"It's fine. No, really. It's really fine..."
ReplyDeleteBig Country went to screwell with her. He has nothin nice to say about the bleach!
ReplyDeleteTom762
Parents remind the kids Mr. Hanky is a cartoon character, don't play the real ones in the water!
ReplyDeleteJpaul