My aunt once wrote a story for her ladies group about how my uncle would use his pocket knife to clean manure off of his shoes and later use the same knife, same blade to cut up an apple. Most of the ladies in the group said their husbands did the same thing. I haven't had to clean manure off of my boots for quite a while now but my pocket knife still has all manner of uses and never gets washed but I grew up drinking water that came from a wooden supply tank that had several types of critters in it though I was seldom sick and still rarely suffer from any illness.
And yet, this mom probably goes to MacDonald's, never questioning where those possibly 12-year-old patties have been... Yes, I worked at a McDonald's. Yes, I saw 12-year-old boxes of patties in the walk-in. No, you don't want to know where those patties may have ended up before being grilled!
My brief stint at MacDonald's I was responsible for the walk-in freezer organization. I did the best I could rotating the stick but more than once the stuff received on the current was older than the stuff they brought the week before. It did help that it was a new store so while I was there it was rotated for the older burgers and fries were in the front of the stacks. after I left, I have no idea how it 's been kept. I wouldn't be surprised to find a box back in the corner that I put there 20 years ago. I don't go to that for a reason.
I had a brother in law that left his spatula, tongs, and wire brush scrubber hanging on his grill at all times. He never cleaned any of them. He must have figured that he didn't have to. His dogs would always lick 'em clean...
Man I love your blog, first time I can say I hate your header...
.so fucking tired of the lady warrior lie,.....joined the Army at 17 not one chick could pass combat arms, was a merchant seaman watched 25 fucking DEI decks struggling to do a job two of us dudes did in less than an hour was a fireman, a Captain in fact in charge of our company's training not one chick could pass the entrance for fire fighter one let alone go on to firefighter two......chicks are chicks, there are bad assed chicks but they are still just chicks, men pretending otherwise is our countries downfall.
seeking jobs rule: no matter the sex of a person if you cannot do the job as in hard stuff do not apply because your a danger in some cases and or your inability to carry your weight for the job.
Ha ha ha ha ha. That's one family that probably doesn't get sick every other week.
ReplyDeleteThat is one way to.pick up a turd by the clean end!
ReplyDeleteTom762
You told them to pick up poop. Poop was picked up.
ReplyDeleteSo that’s what that special flavour was
ReplyDeletekind of like the married w/ children episode about al's hamburgers on the grill.
DeleteHi Irish!!,
ReplyDeleteI Wonder????? Is this real?????????????.....or Memorex???"
skybill
Beware of the commentors one-upping that story.
ReplyDeleteI do not leave my grilling tools outside
ReplyDeleteThey never clean them?
ReplyDeleteMy grill tools are clean and in a kitchen drawer.
From the mouths of babes. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy aunt once wrote a story for her ladies group about how my uncle would use his pocket knife to clean manure off of his shoes and later use the same knife, same blade to cut up an apple. Most of the ladies in the group said their husbands did the same thing. I haven't had to clean manure off of my boots for quite a while now but my pocket knife still has all manner of uses and never gets washed but I grew up drinking water that came from a wooden supply tank that had several types of critters in it though I was seldom sick and still rarely suffer from any illness.
ReplyDeleteWell they're still alive
ReplyDeleteAnd publish your parenting failure on TikTok. LMAO. Child doesn't sound old enough to do chores unsupervised. Clearly not.
ReplyDeleteOnce you fire up the grill, the flames'll sterilize them anyway. No problemo.
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And yet, this mom probably goes to MacDonald's, never questioning where those possibly 12-year-old patties have been... Yes, I worked at a McDonald's. Yes, I saw 12-year-old boxes of patties in the walk-in. No, you don't want to know where those patties may have ended up before being grilled!
ReplyDeleteMy brief stint at MacDonald's I was responsible for the walk-in freezer organization. I did the best I could rotating the stick but more than once the stuff received on the current was older than the stuff they brought the week before. It did help that it was a new store so while I was there it was rotated for the older burgers and fries were in the front of the stacks. after I left, I have no idea how it 's been kept. I wouldn't be surprised to find a box back in the corner that I put there 20 years ago. I don't go to that for a reason.
DeleteMoral of the story is to never leave your tools out for stupid people to abuse.
ReplyDeleteOK, you won my twisted version of the internet today...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha that’s funny shit right thar.
ReplyDeleteLiterally.
DeleteAs long as the burgers didn't taste shi*ty you're good to go.
ReplyDeleteI had a brother in law that left his spatula, tongs, and wire brush scrubber hanging on his grill at all times. He never cleaned any of them. He must have figured that he didn't have to. His dogs would always lick 'em clean...
ReplyDeleteDog slobber works wonders for helping the pup's wounds heal much faster. God's Way.
DeleteRelax, Mom. That's how you build an immune system.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the plumber running the sewer snake with one hand while eating a sandwich with the other.
ReplyDeleteAnother example of Intelligent Design: Why is shit tapered to a point on the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
ReplyDeleteYou know why farts make noise?
DeleteThey're not tapered.
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Man I love your blog, first time I can say I hate your header...
ReplyDelete.so fucking tired of the lady warrior lie,.....joined the Army at 17 not one chick could pass combat arms, was a merchant seaman watched 25 fucking DEI decks struggling to do a job two of us dudes did in less than an hour was a fireman, a Captain in fact in charge of our company's training not one chick could pass the entrance for fire fighter one let alone go on to firefighter two......chicks are chicks, there are bad assed chicks but they are still just chicks, men pretending otherwise is our countries downfall.
Fucking sick of it!
seeking jobs rule: no matter the sex of a person if you cannot do the job as in hard stuff do not apply because your a danger in some cases and or your inability to carry your weight for the job.
DeleteHey. At least the kid is helping out around the house.
ReplyDeleteHer children are very adept at problem solving at such a young age. She should be proud.
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