Brian, a mental ill democrat who was worried about losing
his X account pulled his car into his garage and then sealed the doors and
windows the best he could.
He got back into his car, adjusted his mask, rolled up all
the windows, selected his favorite playlist and started the car.
2 days later, a worried neighbor looked through the garage
window and saw Brian in the car.
Frantic, She called 911 and the emergency services came out.
They broke into Brian's garage and pulled him from the car.
A little sip of water and surprisingly he was in perfect
condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brian is a registered democrat who voted for Kamala.
Oh you got me good Happy Snow Storm
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty sad when you fail at everything in life, including suicide.
ReplyDeleteCan we anticipate some snowfall reports?
ReplyDeleteA kinfolk has decided to delay by 5 days coming home from vacation; something about 20 inches of snow at home and 70+ degrees on the beach.
Heh. I heard that joke coming. Thank you for it anyway.
I'm told a Tesla is actually not a bad idea for using it as a power source to run household essentials during oh, say, a snowpocalypse-induced power outage.
The car did not catch fire, crap.
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