CONCORD, NH — A man from Portsmouth was arrested Saturday, accused of pleasuring himself while driving on Interstate 95 last year.
Around 2:30 p.m. on Nov. 24, 2025, state troopers received reports from witnesses who said a man, Jonathan Ma, 27, of Portsmouth, was driving on the northbound side of the highway while “performing a sex act on himself.” Troopers investigated the incident and obtained a warrant for his arrest. Ma was arrested at his home on Saturday on indecent exposure and lewdness-subsequent and negligent driving. He was scheduled for arraignment on Monday in Portsmouth District Court.
State police said they found “additional unreported incidents” during their investigation and are asking potential victims to come forward and assist the case.
Unless Mr Ma was riding a motorcycle (BRRRR!), who saw him? What was the "observer" driving?
ReplyDeleteEnquiring minds, etc
Toxic Deplorable B Woodman
Truckers will report stuff like that. They don't want to see that shit either.
DeleteAnd truly, most people have enough distractions while attempting to drive a car. Truckers don't like delays.
DeleteB that was my first thought unless the dumbass is hung like a whale. How’d they see in? was it passengers that ratted him out? did he open his door to show off to other drivers? female trucker? Male trucker? Why was the male trucker looking so long?
DeleteIt all begins to make sense when you learn that his Chinese name is Wun Hung Ma.
DeleteI read the book Three Tracks in the Sanb by Wun Huang Lo
DeleteI see what you did there w/the title. 1+
ReplyDeletePleasure drive, according to his insurance company.
ReplyDeleteA clever lawyer could argue there was merely a shortlived misunderstanding regarding the gear shift lever.
ReplyDeleteWas it called in as a "straight 6" or a "slant 6"?
ReplyDeleteI drove TT in NH for years . These perverts outnumbered the Whip"em Out Wednesday ladies by a 2 to 1 margin. Such a disgusting disappointment when hoping the car passing you honking wasn't a 20 year old female university student.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean getting a bj while driving is bad? Asking for a fren
ReplyDeleteThinking back MANY years: I just hope this reaction does not go so far as to shut down the very-good-sport "Show us your tits" scenery from girls standing up in their open sun roof as they pass by on the Interstate.
ReplyDeleteDude really pulled a boner there.
ReplyDeleteI saw that a couple times while driving a semi back in my yute.
ReplyDeleteNot for me, but no big deal.
Each to his own.