Generally this type discussion only occurs the day after Taco Bell Cheesie Bean and Rice Burritos. It’s like it just comes on with no freaking warning at all.
I was prescribed Furosemide a few years back. do not take Furosemide. My bladder went from your standard male "Sir, if you don't mind, will you kindly empty me at your earliest convenience?" to "PISS NOW FUCKSTICK!" In Re the other end: A small container of cottage cheese reduces the likelihood of a Code Brown. it acts like glue. being 71 ain't easy.
My rheumatologist calls it explosive diarrhea and he’s correct. Old lady walks through the living room where her old husband’s sitting and asks, did you just sh&t your pants? Old man smiles and says, depends. ET
It’s obvious you shit your pants Jeffrey.
ReplyDeleteIn the best of all outcomes, no shit.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise...
Need a pee and the toilet is 5 minutes away? Things are easily contained up until the 4min 59.75sec mark
ReplyDeleteThe Struggle is Real.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many times Jethro couldn't get the rope untied in time.
ReplyDeleteit only gets worse as you get older
ReplyDeleteGenerally this type discussion only occurs the day after Taco Bell Cheesie Bean and Rice Burritos. It’s like it just comes on with no freaking warning at all.
ReplyDeleteDid you just shit your pants?
ReplyDeleteNot today, but like many on here, there are stories.
DeleteTruth hurts, or just feels funny, and that pee comment above is also truth but it burns also.
DeleteDon't write a check you can't cash.....
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could rhyme on from that, but I'm on the throne right now, inspiration is down...
When you gotta go, you gotta go NOW...
ReplyDeleteMedically, it's called "Urgency". lol
DeleteSad to say I once trusted a fart that wasn't
ReplyDeleteIn Mexico, amiright?
DeleteAn entire group of sad stupid fckers. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteYup, and loving every minute of pathetic lives being sad stupid fuckers of your Mom.
DeleteThat you Saul, or that stupid black guy that goes to OU.
DeleteI was prescribed Furosemide a few years back. do not take Furosemide. My bladder went from your standard male "Sir, if you don't mind, will you kindly empty me at your earliest convenience?" to "PISS NOW FUCKSTICK!" In Re the other end: A small container of cottage cheese reduces the likelihood of a Code Brown. it acts like glue. being 71 ain't easy.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I *do* have to take Furosemide every bloody day. Doesn't contribute to sharts, only yellow undies, pants, and socks.
DeleteWear dark clothes to protect what's left of your dignity. But then, it Depends...
My rheumatologist calls it explosive diarrhea and he’s correct. Old lady walks through the living room where her old husband’s sitting and asks, did you just sh&t your pants? Old man smiles and says, depends. ET
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