Damn straight! I moved into my GFs house in 2012, when her yougest was 13. I've never needed to turn a light on at night to walk around the house. Her youngest still uses the flashlight on her phone to see where she's walking. I've only stubbed one toe, once, and only because she put a 'floor decoration' in a formerly empty space.
Well at least I have an idea of what to do with the dozen little tables I have stashed in the attic. Other than that I don't know what she's talking about.
She finally figgered it out after three divorces. And it only cost her exes half their assets. Looks like she spent some of that on her face. #'s 2 & 3 shoulda said "No Thanks, Good Luck!" when she said she'd been divorced. Now she's looking for Sucka # 4. "Run Away! Run Away!"
Every man is looking for a woman that is just fine the way she is. Every woman is looking for a man she can change into the "perfect" man. After they marry, the woman cannot change the man and she changes so neither of them are happy.
For a long time now, I've had this theory that, unlike hawks and wolves, humans are NOT designed to mate for life. "Til death us do part?" Only if one of us kills the other.
She ain't wrong. Especially that stop moving things around business.
ReplyDeleteDamn straight! I moved into my GFs house in 2012, when her yougest was 13. I've never needed to turn a light on at night to walk around the house. Her youngest still uses the flashlight on her phone to see where she's walking. I've only stubbed one toe, once, and only because she put a 'floor decoration' in a formerly empty space.
DeleteI think only the women in the audience thought she was kidding or telling jokes. The men are all nodding in agreement.
ReplyDeleteOMFG! THIS IS GOLD!!!
ReplyDeleteWell at least I have an idea of what to do with the dozen little tables I have stashed in the attic.
ReplyDeleteOther than that I don't know what she's talking about.
Yup, that describes me and my wife perfectly. And 99% of the women who hear that will instantly ignore it.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Irish!!!
I am passing this on!!!
She finally figgered it out after three divorces.
ReplyDeleteAnd it only cost her exes half their assets.
Looks like she spent some of that on her face.
#'s 2 & 3 shoulda said "No Thanks, Good Luck!"
when she said she'd been divorced.
Now she's looking for Sucka # 4.
"Run Away! Run Away!"
NAILED IT !!
ReplyDeleteSaw this over at Phil's with attribution to you. Thanks, this is a rare find and, for me, every word true.
ReplyDeleteNemo
She will go for a fourth
ReplyDeleteBut will a fourth go for her?
DeletePresident Elect B Woodman
Every man is looking for a woman that is just fine the way she is.
ReplyDeleteEvery woman is looking for a man she can change into the "perfect" man.
After they marry, the woman cannot change the man and she changes so neither of them are happy.
For a long time now, I've had this theory that, unlike hawks and wolves, humans are NOT designed to mate for life. "Til death us do part?" Only if one of us kills the other.
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ReplyDeletelol @ 02:40+
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