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Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Mutual Of Irish's Wild KIngdom.. The FAFO Chronicles... Instantaneous Gender-affirming Procedure...

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

47 comments:

  1. Oh geez, i think i'll have turtle-head syndrome (THS is real!!!!) for the rest of the day. Thanxalot ;)

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  2. Why did I not turn away when I saw what he was doing? Nope,, waited for the jump. My head involuntarily turns away any time someone is falling or about to crotch out on something. That was kinda quick,, mighta hurt my neck.
    Stupid shit at that age, you Get Over It, and continue in your daredevil ways. Then when you get old,everything hurts. I never took Landing on Your Nuts chances, though. If you can Watch America's Funniest Home videos, maybe you didn't get hurt enough. Maaan! That stupid stunt hurt.

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  3. Great! Maybe it won't reproduce and make more little dumbasses...

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  4. Owww! My balls! Dumbfook. As Clint once opined, A man 's got know his limitations.

    Nemo

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  5. 'Course if every man did know his limitations and abided by them, the world would be a far less entertaining place.

    Nemo

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  6. Tim Larkin of Target Focus Training discusses causing hypovolemic shock through trauma to the groin (irregardless of sex (or lack thereof)).
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    With a groin strike, the instant collapse of blood pressure in the torso immediately incapacitates the victim.
    Despite the high-school coach telling you to suck it up, there is no 'walk it off'.
    The blood pressure needs to stabilize prior to the victim re-entering the game, and that may require several minutes or an hour.
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    Here is his description of an attack to the liver:
    https://youtube.com/shorts/FABRQmksE90?feature=share

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    1. I learned something with that liver strike, thanks.
      It's really hard to Not crash when you're up on the pedals and you let a foot slip off..
      It's not really a crash if ya stay on till you're in someone's yard.

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    2. Jeffery in AlabamaAugust 2, 2023 at 7:55 PM

      No kidding? I never heard that. Our high school coach would grab a "racked" victim by the belt and begin to lift the player off the ground about a foot and half in sort of a pumping motion. None of us players believed it did anything other than add insult to injury. LOL

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  7. Nice writhing, he nailed that part.

    CC

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  8. Good… now he can’t produce anymore idiots like himself.

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  9. There are less painful ways to get in shape for the Darwin Awards tryouts.

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  10. I dunno Irish, I think that may be a gender affirmation/gender change all rolled into one.

    Kids, don’t try to parkour in flip-flops...

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  11. Hopefully that is one less gene in the pool. May God help us.

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  12. The man bun makes it perfect.
    Steve S6

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    1. Now if someone had run over him, and corrected nature’s mistake. We’d really have something to celebrate!

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  13. The fucking idiot has a mask on in case there was ANY doubt of his IQ

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  14. Thank you for posting this. Most videos cut off the rolling around in pain aftermath. Hopefully, the gene pool will be spared.

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  15. Good thing he was wearing a mask.
    It could have been worse.

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    1. Mask syndrome: deplete the brain of oxygen and all logic disappears.

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  16. As Clint said, a man's got to know his limitations.

    Nemo

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  17. Just when you think Minnesota, NY, and California voters are the dumbest shits on the planet, this wizard comes along

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  18. How come Obama and Brandon aren't competing. But if Obama made the same mistake I doubt he'd hurt as much as soy boy.

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  19. The man-bun made me WANT something like that to happen.
    CC

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  20. I've commented prior this website seems to think that falling to injury is funny and it's not at all funny. Only a miserable selfish butthead laughs at the misery of others you should be ashamed of yourselves. Stop doing this.

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    1. Were you the one who got Butt Hurt trying that trick? No???...then it's funny as hell.

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    2. I thought it was funny as hell!! 🤣
      The Best Part, is that coccyx bruise will be with him for about 5 months! 🤣🤣

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    3. Are you really THAT stupid?

      There's an easy answer for you not liking to see videos depicting idiots hurting themselves.

      DON'T WATCH THEM.

      The FAFO in the article title is usually a dead giveaway that someone is going to get hurt, badly.

      I bet you vote too, don't you.

      Nemo

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    4. I Like the ones where someone deserves getting shot,and gets shot.
      I'm crippled up from the dumb crap I did. Watching people injure themselves causes me pain. I see someone fall and my knees Feel it.
      Maybe if I had ever been shot I couldn't appreciate seeing that.

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    5. "The prat fall is the epitome of humor." Robert A Heinlein
      Steve S6

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    6. The ONLY reason it was being recorded was for an internet laugh. You broke meme rule number one too, which is… if you see something you don’t like, keep scrolling until you see something you do…

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    7. Shut up, Karen.
      Great comedy is great comedy.

      "Tragedy is me stubbing my toe.
      Comedy is you falling off a cliff.
      " - Mel Brooks

      QED

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    8. That’s why we are laughing at you as well

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    9. If you've commented before & no one paid attention, you should just STFU.

      CC

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  21. I see that it is wearing a bun. Definetly less man now....

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  22. Damn. That's gotta hurt.
    Bear in Indy

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  23. That man bun crap, maybe cant procreate anymore....

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  24. Good chance he can't drive a stick.

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  25. Of course, you're all assuming he had nuts to crush. (s)He might have just bruised his mangina.

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  26. The way that person landed they broke their tailbone.

    Ask me how I know...

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  27. The man-bun will hurt long after the nuts-in-the-throat pain is just a memory.

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  28. Of course that's a guy: only a guy would do something that utterly stupid.

    Women, OTOH, would need a car.
    They'd drive into it, back up, get out, look at the pole, get back in , hit it again, then turn around, back into it, and drive into oncoming traffic pulling away from it.

    This is how you can tell the sexes apart more easily.

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  29. I’m glad that my FAFO’s were pre camera everywhere.

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  30. Denutized, level 10.

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  31. Taint gonna do that again

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  32. The last time I did something like that I was in the first grade. Lesson to all first graders... don't stand on a fire hydrant.

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