Why did I not turn away when I saw what he was doing? Nope,, waited for the jump. My head involuntarily turns away any time someone is falling or about to crotch out on something. That was kinda quick,, mighta hurt my neck. Stupid shit at that age, you Get Over It, and continue in your daredevil ways. Then when you get old,everything hurts. I never took Landing on Your Nuts chances, though. If you can Watch America's Funniest Home videos, maybe you didn't get hurt enough. Maaan! That stupid stunt hurt.
Tim Larkin of Target Focus Training discusses causing hypovolemic shock through trauma to the groin (irregardless of sex (or lack thereof)). . With a groin strike, the instant collapse of blood pressure in the torso immediately incapacitates the victim. Despite the high-school coach telling you to suck it up, there is no 'walk it off'. The blood pressure needs to stabilize prior to the victim re-entering the game, and that may require several minutes or an hour. . Here is his description of an attack to the liver: https://youtube.com/shorts/FABRQmksE90?feature=share
I learned something with that liver strike, thanks. It's really hard to Not crash when you're up on the pedals and you let a foot slip off.. It's not really a crash if ya stay on till you're in someone's yard.
No kidding? I never heard that. Our high school coach would grab a "racked" victim by the belt and begin to lift the player off the ground about a foot and half in sort of a pumping motion. None of us players believed it did anything other than add insult to injury. LOL
I've commented prior this website seems to think that falling to injury is funny and it's not at all funny. Only a miserable selfish butthead laughs at the misery of others you should be ashamed of yourselves. Stop doing this.
I Like the ones where someone deserves getting shot,and gets shot. I'm crippled up from the dumb crap I did. Watching people injure themselves causes me pain. I see someone fall and my knees Feel it. Maybe if I had ever been shot I couldn't appreciate seeing that.
The ONLY reason it was being recorded was for an internet laugh. You broke meme rule number one too, which is… if you see something you don’t like, keep scrolling until you see something you do…
Of course that's a guy: only a guy would do something that utterly stupid.
Women, OTOH, would need a car. They'd drive into it, back up, get out, look at the pole, get back in , hit it again, then turn around, back into it, and drive into oncoming traffic pulling away from it.
This is how you can tell the sexes apart more easily.
Oh geez, i think i'll have turtle-head syndrome (THS is real!!!!) for the rest of the day. Thanxalot ;)
ReplyDeleteWhy did I not turn away when I saw what he was doing? Nope,, waited for the jump. My head involuntarily turns away any time someone is falling or about to crotch out on something. That was kinda quick,, mighta hurt my neck.
ReplyDeleteStupid shit at that age, you Get Over It, and continue in your daredevil ways. Then when you get old,everything hurts. I never took Landing on Your Nuts chances, though. If you can Watch America's Funniest Home videos, maybe you didn't get hurt enough. Maaan! That stupid stunt hurt.
Great! Maybe it won't reproduce and make more little dumbasses...
ReplyDeleteOwww! My balls! Dumbfook. As Clint once opined, A man 's got know his limitations.
ReplyDeleteNemo
'Course if every man did know his limitations and abided by them, the world would be a far less entertaining place.
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Tim Larkin of Target Focus Training discusses causing hypovolemic shock through trauma to the groin (irregardless of sex (or lack thereof)).
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With a groin strike, the instant collapse of blood pressure in the torso immediately incapacitates the victim.
Despite the high-school coach telling you to suck it up, there is no 'walk it off'.
The blood pressure needs to stabilize prior to the victim re-entering the game, and that may require several minutes or an hour.
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Here is his description of an attack to the liver:
https://youtube.com/shorts/FABRQmksE90?feature=share
I learned something with that liver strike, thanks.
DeleteIt's really hard to Not crash when you're up on the pedals and you let a foot slip off..
It's not really a crash if ya stay on till you're in someone's yard.
I can attest to that.
DeleteNo kidding? I never heard that. Our high school coach would grab a "racked" victim by the belt and begin to lift the player off the ground about a foot and half in sort of a pumping motion. None of us players believed it did anything other than add insult to injury. LOL
DeleteNice writhing, he nailed that part.
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Good… now he can’t produce anymore idiots like himself.
ReplyDeleteThere are less painful ways to get in shape for the Darwin Awards tryouts.
ReplyDeleteI dunno Irish, I think that may be a gender affirmation/gender change all rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteKids, don’t try to parkour in flip-flops...
Hopefully that is one less gene in the pool. May God help us.
ReplyDeleteThe man bun makes it perfect.
ReplyDeleteSteve S6
Now if someone had run over him, and corrected nature’s mistake. We’d really have something to celebrate!
DeleteThe fucking idiot has a mask on in case there was ANY doubt of his IQ
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting this. Most videos cut off the rolling around in pain aftermath. Hopefully, the gene pool will be spared.
ReplyDeleteGood thing he was wearing a mask.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse.
Mask syndrome: deplete the brain of oxygen and all logic disappears.
DeleteAs Clint said, a man's got to know his limitations.
ReplyDeleteNemo
Just when you think Minnesota, NY, and California voters are the dumbest shits on the planet, this wizard comes along
ReplyDeleteHow come Obama and Brandon aren't competing. But if Obama made the same mistake I doubt he'd hurt as much as soy boy.
ReplyDeleteThe man-bun made me WANT something like that to happen.
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I've commented prior this website seems to think that falling to injury is funny and it's not at all funny. Only a miserable selfish butthead laughs at the misery of others you should be ashamed of yourselves. Stop doing this.
ReplyDeleteWere you the one who got Butt Hurt trying that trick? No???...then it's funny as hell.
DeleteWere you born gay?
DeleteI thought it was funny as hell!! 🤣
DeleteThe Best Part, is that coccyx bruise will be with him for about 5 months! 🤣🤣
Are you really THAT stupid?
DeleteThere's an easy answer for you not liking to see videos depicting idiots hurting themselves.
DON'T WATCH THEM.
The FAFO in the article title is usually a dead giveaway that someone is going to get hurt, badly.
I bet you vote too, don't you.
Nemo
I Like the ones where someone deserves getting shot,and gets shot.
DeleteI'm crippled up from the dumb crap I did. Watching people injure themselves causes me pain. I see someone fall and my knees Feel it.
Maybe if I had ever been shot I couldn't appreciate seeing that.
"The prat fall is the epitome of humor." Robert A Heinlein
DeleteSteve S6
The ONLY reason it was being recorded was for an internet laugh. You broke meme rule number one too, which is… if you see something you don’t like, keep scrolling until you see something you do…
DeleteShut up, Karen.
DeleteGreat comedy is great comedy.
"Tragedy is me stubbing my toe.
Comedy is you falling off a cliff." - Mel Brooks
QED
That’s why we are laughing at you as well
DeleteIf you've commented before & no one paid attention, you should just STFU.
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I see that it is wearing a bun. Definetly less man now....
ReplyDeleteDamn. That's gotta hurt.
ReplyDeleteBear in Indy
That man bun crap, maybe cant procreate anymore....
ReplyDeleteGood chance he can't drive a stick.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you're all assuming he had nuts to crush. (s)He might have just bruised his mangina.
ReplyDeleteThe way that person landed they broke their tailbone.
ReplyDeleteAsk me how I know...
The man-bun will hurt long after the nuts-in-the-throat pain is just a memory.
ReplyDeleteOf course that's a guy: only a guy would do something that utterly stupid.
ReplyDeleteWomen, OTOH, would need a car.
They'd drive into it, back up, get out, look at the pole, get back in , hit it again, then turn around, back into it, and drive into oncoming traffic pulling away from it.
This is how you can tell the sexes apart more easily.
I’m glad that my FAFO’s were pre camera everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDenutized, level 10.
ReplyDeleteTaint gonna do that again
ReplyDeleteThe last time I did something like that I was in the first grade. Lesson to all first graders... don't stand on a fire hydrant.
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