Are you nervous this morning because of side affects and don't want to see your
Dr. or go to the ER because of your embarrassing condition?
"Viagra can commonly cause headaches, skin flushing, and upset stomach. But it's important to watch for more serious problems, like an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours or vision changes. Contact your healthcare provider if you experience one of these rare but serious side effects."
Why pay the copay or suffer the indignity of being bipedal... i.e. "walking erect"
You know where this is "headed" correct?
Might wanna pour yourself a "stiff" one first..
Do you have the "testicular fortitude" to continue?
HERE, let Uncle Irish offer you a time tested cure.
Better?
Ok that was just mean. 🤣
ReplyDeleteThat looks better than 91 but still needs eye bleach. But it wood solve the medical condition above as well.
ReplyDeleteBear Claw
Irish, that one got me looking frantically for the "unsee" button on my laptop!!
ReplyDeleteThat was just wrong.
ReplyDeletedear god you hate us that much
ReplyDelete"vision changes" heh
ReplyDeletePoems are made by fools like me, but only God can make a tree
ReplyDeleteYuck
ReplyDeleteIf it lasts for 4 hours, call all your wife's friends. Why waste it!
ReplyDeleteMore like call the Guinness Book of Records.
DeleteYa dirty-devil ... you'll keep.
DeleteYup. It's not a health problem, it's a scheduling problem.
Deleteworse than mean
ReplyDeleteMy eyes! My eyes!
ReplyDeleteAfter that we all will need 2 "blue pills" tonight!
ReplyDeleteWTF
ReplyDeleteWTF
ReplyDeleteYeah, not falling for that one!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm going to need Viagra.
ReplyDeleteI bet "his" parents are proud of "him" - and the way things are going, they might be.
ReplyDeleteNo!
ReplyDeleteLast time I opened a suspicious item you sent me, I got Goatse'd.
Fool me once......
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
Gaaaaack. That's as bad as Hillary or Big Mike. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI was setting in a bar with some buddies when the viagra commercial came on,the bar whore (every bit of 65 and looking 90) says if it lasts more than 4 hours don't call your doctor call me.
ReplyDeleteYou , Sir, should be summarily flogged for that post.
ReplyDeleteAfter taking Viagra, my punishment ended up in the Guinness Book of records. Then the librarian walked in.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a blue vein throbber for 4 hours, I'd tie an American flag to it and run naked up and down the street laughing like a swashbuckler.
ReplyDeletePlease don't,... pull anything off.
ReplyDelete"You alway were an asshole, Gorman."
ReplyDelete(from Aliens- but equally applicable here)