Sometimes it is good to be old and half deaf. I miss a lot but she always manages to catch up on it at a later time. Don't you hear a thing I say? Well to honest, NO.
After thirty years in various machine shops, I am functionally deaf if there is any background noise. Running water, furnace blower on, etc. Never fails, that is when the wife wants to have a conversation.
Works for ME!
ReplyDeleteWe've all been there. And, some of us are still gonna be there tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteFill it with gravel next time.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he have something he could use to occupy her mouth?
ReplyDeleteTisk tisk.
DeleteSometimes the electric toothbrush is what you need.
ReplyDeleteElectric tooth brush is what WHO needs?
DeleteTOO funny!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it is good to be old and half deaf. I miss a lot but she always manages to catch up on it at a later time. Don't you hear a thing I say? Well to honest, NO.
ReplyDeleteAfter thirty years in various machine shops, I am functionally deaf if there is any background noise. Running water, furnace blower on, etc. Never fails, that is when the wife wants to have a conversation.
ReplyDeleteI'm right there with you. Deaf in one ear and can't hear out of the other one.
DeleteI smiled quietly to myself.
ReplyDeletei would have to just go buy a new blender after i was finished getting the stitches.
ReplyDeletePaul's got the right idea. I take my hearing aids out.
ReplyDeleteCan’t hear or remember shit. Still have pay some attention or she goes to a more hands on attention getter. No peace.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and she's using the "Strafing run; then go around for another pass" plan of attack. It's a miracle so many of them still survive the man.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't get is why put up with a shrew, no matter how good it is it ain't worth.
ReplyDeleteIT'S MAN'S WORLD YOU JUST HAVE TO BE MAN TO LIVE IN IT!
He kinda looks like Aaron Rogers....
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