Burglar picks wrong house; MMA fighter beats him 'with mercy'
A Milwaukee man recently picked the wrong home to try to break into.
It was Dan LaSavage's first night in his new Menomonee Falls home. He had put his 3-year-old daughter to bed and awoke to strange noises.
“As I walked fast, I turned around, and it was right here,” LaSavage said. “He had blue latex gloves on, and I was like, ‘What are you doing here?’ He popped up and had like crazy eyes and was like ‘Ahhhahhh.’ He didn't, like, say any words.”
Police said the intruder was 47-year-old Richard Melville, a career criminal. That night, Melville met his match.
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Ah, warms the cockles of me heart, it does.....
ReplyDeleteYep, that house will be off his robbery list... :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, that house will be off his robbery list... :-)
ReplyDeleteTalk about your Victim Selection Process Errors....
ReplyDeleteHi John,
ReplyDeleteThe perp got off light!! So the Home owner was a MMA fighter and just gave him a light dose!! Just think if the H. O. was 40 years older and his "Arthur Ridas" was up to snuff!! As the old sayin' goes, "DON'T pick a fight with an old man (Like Me!!) he's too old to take an Ass Beatin' so he'll just KILL YOU!!!!!"
Keep up the Good Stuff, Irish!!
I'll keep Commentin',
III%,
skybill-out
I'm afraid if he had been caught in my house, I'd have to replace the carpets from his involuntarily leaking of bodily fluids,.
ReplyDeleteWhether it be be a spontaneous bowel release or Glock induced.
I guess the choice would depend on his actions.
On another note - If he had beat the guy up in the People's Republik of NewYorkistan, he would be the one going to jail and the perp would be making the talk-show rounds.
I F'in hate this state sometimes........
AND, its useless Commie Governor!
Leigh
Whitehall, NY