No hipster, kumbaya or whatever communion with nature would be complete without some kind of gaia-worshipping mating ritual. I'll volunteer to help her out :)
I think the chiggers will probably put a stop to that. I got them for the first time in 50 years, long enough to forget their devilish itch and I was fully clothed. To them she would be a smorgasbord. She fits the definition, after all.
smor·gas·bord ˈsmôrɡəsˌbôrd/ noun a buffet offering a variety of hot and cold meats, salads, hors d'oeuvres, etc.
I'll help check her for ticks, if she needs it!
ReplyDeleteNo hipster, kumbaya or whatever communion with nature would be complete without some kind of gaia-worshipping mating ritual. I'll volunteer to help her out :)
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Yes, dear, you need to allow all of your skin to breathe every day.
ReplyDeleteI think the chiggers will probably put a stop to that. I got them for the first time in 50 years, long enough to forget their devilish itch and I was fully clothed. To them she would be a smorgasbord. She fits the definition, after all.
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ˈsmôrɡəsˌbôrd/
noun
a buffet offering a variety of hot and cold meats, salads, hors d'oeuvres, etc.