..... was sitting by himself at
a bar when a beautiful blonde bombshell comes in the room.
She noticed the old Master Sergeant right away. She finds him rugged and handsome, and sits down next to him.
"May I buy you a drink?" she asks him. He obliges.
She's obviously interested in him. The blonde says to him "So tell me
what you do. You seem to be in great shape for a man your age."
"I'm a retired Army Master Sergeant. I don't do much anymore, besides sit at his here bar every night."
She notices he isn't wearing a ring. "Are you not married?", she asks.
"Never have been. Spent most of my life overseas in combat. The army was my wife, until I left her."
At this point, they hit it off. They strike up great conversation, and
continue buying each other drinks. The blonde's inhibitions have
obviously lowered at this point, and without hesitation, she asks him
another question.
"So tell me, Master Sergeant. How long has it been since you've been laid?"
He takes a long pause and stares in the distance in deep thought. He then says, "1955".
The blonde is shocked. "1955! You have some catching up to do! You and me, in my car, right now!"
They hopped in her backseat and commenced to the roughest wildest time she has
ever had.
She couldn't believe his sexual
prowess.
She catches her breath after they finish. She's never felt so
good before. Completely amazed, she says to him, "Master Sergeant, you
definitely have not lost your touch since 1955. You were amazing!"
He takes a look down at his watch and says "I sure hope like hell I haven't, it's only 2330 now!"
I might have to steal this.
ReplyDeleteLMAO--Started my day off right!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite military-themed joke!
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