Just wanted to let you know - today I
received my 2012 Economic Stimulus Package.
It
contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke
up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper
sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were
in Spanish.
Watch for
yours soon.
H/T to John B.
ROFL
ReplyDeleteOh, Dios mío, eres el mejor. ¿Cómo puedo conseguir lo mío? Necesito una nueva máquina de humo. :)
ReplyDeleteI sold mine on eBay and used the money to buy .45ACP ammunition.
ReplyDeleteMAJ Mike
ignorance. learn your history before pointing to blame.
ReplyDeletedear whom ever i have not receave nothing in the mail .../ when do i get mine
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome,,so true
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