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Monday, December 26, 2011

Thoughts For The Day....

5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE


1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a**hole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. 
 
 
H/T to Jeff W.

3 comments:

  1. Each and every one the Gods honest truth, especially 3 and 5.

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  2. And #6:

    Blood may be thicker than water, but so is butter and feces.

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  3. #3, Man, don't I know that one.

    And #2, I may forgive, but I never forget. My Bride views that as a character flaw...

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