Friday, May 4, 2012

G-nite....

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True....


NEVER.EVER.GIVE.UP...Now THIS is Inspirational...

Arthur Boorman was a disabled veteran of the Gulf War for 15 years, and was told by his doctors that he would never be able to walk on his own, ever again.

Any President Who Gave This Speech Would Win In a Landslide

H/t to reader Tim. He post this link in the comment thread of the post below.




My Presidential Address to a Special Joint Session of Congress Regarding the Federal Budget

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am here on behalf of my fellow Americans to speak to you tonight about wrath,
about fury,
about betrayal,
and about blood......... >READ HERE<

Take 5 mins. Go Read This With an Open Mind.....

Borepatch has a post that has a very unique thought to real Hope and Change.

Read this to understand the reasons why he Endorses Obama.




Stick with me on this, because I am motivated by hope and change.

Just Bought Tickets to RUSH.....

September 7th........





It's All Fun and Games, Until it BREAKS!!..

Note: Nothing breaks in the video, but I wouldn't want to be on this when or if it does!

It's Been Raining Here .....

....off and on for 3 plus days. Although we could use the water, it kinda feels like this......




Check Your Mailbox For The 2012 Stimulus Package

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Economic Stimulus Package.


It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.



Watch for yours soon.



H/T to John B.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

G-nite.... Number 3000 post


This is my 3000 post since I started this blog....


 Heres a few extra mints since y'all seem to enjoy them....


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Russian Vodka as Smooth as a Brazilian Wax....

I taste tested this at the local liquor store and it is reeeeealy good.


Check it out if you're a vodka fan.  Two thumbs up from The Feral One.

>WEBSITE<



Since I'm not one to be all hoity toity here is a real review you can >READ<



Now that your thru with that I'm sure some of you were drawn here by my 


>BRAZILIAN< reference. ( Click the link and enjoy ..NSFW)

One Way We Could Get Back To Space.....


My Favorite Time......

Hot Sh*T Grandmother Gets a Tattoo....

Caution on the language... ADULT...
H/T to my loyal reader Anom



Best Wedding Announcement...


Jordan Carver ........yup Jordan Carver....



 LOTS MORE>>>>>

Sensitive Men....

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops, and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, the shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering. Would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it? This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught.


One Of Those Mornings......


TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

Disclaimer... I have always lived in the Northeast so I am not a "Southern Boy". I got this in an email from Tom H. so blame him..hehehhehe

30. When I retire, I'm movin' up north.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a white wine instead of a beer.

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Rastling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of barbecue pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate.

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to the re-elect OBAMA rally!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

G-nite.....

Okay.. seems like the scheduler worked so here's a twofer for ya.....

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(Things might get to hawt with this one......)

♫♫ There Is Unrest In The Forest ♫♫♫

Denise 1.0...Skynet Gets Closer....

Check out this virtual assistant.......... Watch this for a bit and realize how close we are to having machines take over....
 

Going for a Beer..... Be Back Later...


For The Ladies.... A Little Beefcake.....

I haven't posted something for the ladies in a bit..... so here you go girls....



Click the pic.....







They've Recruited Cats!!!


Take a Work Break.....

Afternoon FAIL Compilation....

How to Tell She Is a Psycho.....



I'm on the Road By Now...

It seems like the scheduler is working :)

I have to make some deliveries so here is one more test while I'm out....



Another Test Post....

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Test Post ..AGAIN for Scheduling posts...

Sorry about the lack of posts on somedays... the schedule function doesn't seem to work for me...

Balls of Titanium.. Dragged Through a Vat of Stupidity

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

24 Hour Timelapse of Worldwide Air Traffic.....

This is a neat simulation.....

It's That Time Of Year Again....


How to Check Your Car's Air Conditioner
 

1.  Start the engine and close all the windows.

 

2.  Turn on the A/C put the fan on High









3. Now Run It for 10 Minutes....


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Insert a test subject into the vehicle and see the results....... 

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 Big H/T to reader and blogbuddy Johnnybgood
 

One of Each Please.......




I Might Have To Get A Copy of This....


Now These Would Make Winter Fun!

G-nite.......


Scheduler STILL doesnt work......sigh

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