Friday, December 14, 2012

A Wish To Live Forever.....

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.


  1. I think Crafty Bastard describes you very well. Never quit talking to the fairies nor the leprechauns my Brother!

  2. Live forever? As a married man I can tell you I look forward to the darkness.


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