Saturday, July 9, 2011
You're Royal Hein-ass.....
I really don't give two shits about the royalty... what they do or where they go..
But I had to share this :
TORONTO - It wasn’t the royal honey ‘moon’ Canadians were expecting.
Prince William’s bride had a brief skirt-lifting experience when a prairie breeze hiked her dress almost to the waist.
QMI Agency’s national photographer Andre Forget was following the royal couple at Calgary’s Airport when he captured Duchess Kate’s barely-seen Marilyn Monroe moment — far from any admiring crowd.
It happened Thursday after the royal couple were flown in a military helicopter from Lake Louise, Alta., where they spent the previous night at a nearby lodge.
Front View for those playing at home...........
But I had to share this :
TORONTO - It wasn’t the royal honey ‘moon’ Canadians were expecting.
Prince William’s bride had a brief skirt-lifting experience when a prairie breeze hiked her dress almost to the waist.
QMI Agency’s national photographer Andre Forget was following the royal couple at Calgary’s Airport when he captured Duchess Kate’s barely-seen Marilyn Monroe moment — far from any admiring crowd.
It happened Thursday after the royal couple were flown in a military helicopter from Lake Louise, Alta., where they spent the previous night at a nearby lodge.
Front View for those playing at home...........
Friday, July 8, 2011
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death. |
The Group....
The Group
A group of 15-year old teen boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Joannie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lived on that street and they might see her. And also they could ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant near the Dairy Queen because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym, and if they went late enough there wouldn't be any whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waitresses were young and wore tight pants.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list wasn't bad and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good, the menu had large type, and the Ocean View had a pretty good early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food wasn't spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
A group of 15-year old teen boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Joannie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lived on that street and they might see her. And also they could ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant near the Dairy Queen because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym, and if they went late enough there wouldn't be any whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waitresses were young and wore tight pants.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list wasn't bad and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good, the menu had large type, and the Ocean View had a pretty good early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food wasn't spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
I Thought I Heard Voices.......
They were a bit muffled BUT I finally figured out where they were coming from.....
"We are in here!!" "Help!!" "We are Ice Cold!!!".......
Its almost beer:30, I think I will help them out soon......
"We are in here!!" "Help!!" "We are Ice Cold!!!".......
Its almost beer:30, I think I will help them out soon......
Do You Recognize The Name "Nostromo"?
Alien is still one of the best movies ever......
This is a 10-minute version of the work Grant McCune Design's modelers did to restore the Nostromo from the original "Alien" movie. The Nostromo is now in it's home at the Prop Store of London's LA facility.
This is a 10-minute version of the work Grant McCune Design's modelers did to restore the Nostromo from the original "Alien" movie. The Nostromo is now in it's home at the Prop Store of London's LA facility.
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