Dog Thoughts......

Take a Break From Your Day and Read About An Old Pair of Boots, You Won't be disappointed.

This is why I enjoy blogging. When you can read things like this.

Blog buddy Stephen is an amazing wordsmith Go HERE and enjoy.


 


 

One Reason To Watch The Oympics, From Home, In High Def....

A Fleeing Taliban.....

........ desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that  you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your  fucking brother won't let me in without a tie"

Her Name is Leryn Franco, She's an Olympic Javelin Handler

This was in my email this morning:

Good evening Mr. Pissed,

Having observed your penchant for fair damsels (thanks by the way) you might appreciate this gem. Perhaps you could share it with the rest of the rabble.

Sincerest wishes,
Bayouwulf

Thanks Bayouwulf, I will share..........

It's Milfy Monday Again....

hehehehehe.....

you can blame billybob for the last one ;)

♫♫ NEW Skynyrd Song..Last of a Dying Breed...♫♫

 I just heard this earlier this morning... Roll down the windows and crank it up!!!


"Last Of A Dying Breed"

Oh Yeah!

Got a pocket full of memories and my song
Got to keep on movin' and rollin' on
When I'm playin' for keeps, I always win
Don't know where I'm going, but I know where I've been
Yeah!

Looking back when I was a boy
A hand-me-down bike was my toy
A barefoot brother who gave me hell
I Learned from the best who taught me well

I hear that highway callin'!

Oh, feel the breeze...
I've been around playin' and gamblin' but Lord I'm free
Saddle up baby, ride up close to me
An open highway's all I'll ever need
Last of A Dyin' Breed
Last of A Dyin' Breed

One horse towns and one night stands
Just like my daddy - I'm a Travelin' Man
I'm not the kind to settle down
The roar of the engine - I love that sound

I hear that highway callin'!

Oh, feel the breeze...
I've been around playin' and gamblin' but Lord I'm free
Saddle up baby, ride up close to me
An open highway's all I'll ever need
Last of A Dyin' Breed

Last of a Dyin' Breed

Oh, feel the breeze...
I've been around playin' and gamblin' but Lord I'm free
Yeah Saddle up baby, ride up close to me
An open highway's all I'll ever need
Yeah a wide open highway's all I'll ever need
Last of A Dyin' Breed
Last of A Dyin' Breed
Oh Yeah!
Last of A Dyin' Breed

Moose Wrangling, An Olympic Sport......

…as U.S. wrestler, Elena Pirozhkova, demonstrated yesterday. 

H/T to Mary P.