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Men's Help Line

Letter to a men's helpline...

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

A Little Trip..

I'll be leaving early tomorrow morning to go visit a childhood friend that lives down in Virginia. I'll be in the Blacksburg Christiansburg area. If any of you know any sites that are worth seeing please feel free to leave a comment. I might have limited access to the intrawebz. :)

Meanwhile you guys can keep an eye on things while I'm away.

My sensative side...

...and some dust in the air made my eyes water when I saw and read about the passing of "Knut". The cutest little polar bear was only 4 years old when he collapsed and died the other day. There are many people that I wouldn't even give a second thought too if that happened... but the innocent ones do pull at my heart strings ..
oh ya.. and the dust.


R.I.P. Knut... we hardly knew ya.

I was pondering this earlier.........

... and was wondering where all the anti-war protesting was. Then I came across this post and felt it said everything very succinctly.


This small, Oil-rich nation, which we have tangled with and harassed before (does our President have psychological reasons for pursuing this?), has announced a ceasefire and stated its intention to comply with all relevant UN resolutions. The opposition is fragmented and tribal loyalties dominate, meaning that even if we succeed in ousting the current leader, all that may accomplish would be to take the country to the Brink ™ of a Civil War, requiring an occupation in a murky society where we are not wanted. This will, if anything, Create Terrorists ™ and not Make Us Safer ™ at all.



Thanks to "Gormogons"


"GO READ"

Sticking with a Friday Music Theme......

Two Suns In The Sunset lyrics

in my rear view mirror the sun is going down
sinking behind bridges in the road
and i think of all the good things
that we have left undone
and i suffer premonitions
confirm suspicions
of the holocaust to come
the wire that holds the cork
that keeps the anger in
gives way
and suddenly it's day again
the sun is in the east
even though the day is done
two suns in the sunset
hmmmmmmmmm
could be the human race is run
like the moment when your brakes lock
and you slide toward the big truck
and stretch the frozen moments with your fear
and you'll never hear their voices
and you'll never see their faces
you have no recourse to the law anymore
and as the windshield melts
my tears evaporate
leaving only charcoal to defend
finally i understand
the feelings of the few
ashes and diamonds
foe and friend
we were all equal in the end

Friday afternoon guitar work............................

What F&*king planet is this?....

SO... A Men's Golf tournament is not really a men's tournament anymore?

A women decided she wanted to play in the MEN'S tournament and was denied so she sued

and won!!!   Now if a man wanted to play in the WOMEN'S tournament would they let him?

If he was denied would he sue and win??.......... seriously  WTF?

" I quit"

Vodka review...

 Thish fuskin schtuff is so fuskin goood............

360 Double Chocolate Vodka ... over ice..it BLOWS away coco krispies at breakfast!

Note to self..............

When traveling in the family car, with said family, DO make sure do secure the paint in the backseat.